Captain No-Thoughts
@gardenvarietybear.bsky.social
Plant father by day, anxious pillow princess by night. 🔞🌱♉️
Glendale, AZ 🌵🏜️
Glendale, AZ 🌵🏜️
Running off some turkey at the park today 🐶
November 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Running off some turkey at the park today 🐶
One of our parks got flooded with all the recent rain and some ducks n geese took over
November 27, 2025 at 5:53 PM
One of our parks got flooded with all the recent rain and some ducks n geese took over
Always gotta make a big batch of garlic confit for the holidays
November 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Always gotta make a big batch of garlic confit for the holidays
Just a happy girl on her afternoon walk 🐶
November 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Just a happy girl on her afternoon walk 🐶
Back home after a fun little 2 day festival in SoCal 🥱
November 24, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Back home after a fun little 2 day festival in SoCal 🥱
The weather has been so nice today 😩
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The weather has been so nice today 😩
The newest leaf on my monstera is so pretty 😭💚
November 18, 2025 at 2:19 AM
The newest leaf on my monstera is so pretty 😭💚
Getting our morning walk in before heading to an avatar the last air bender mtg prerelease 😋
November 15, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Getting our morning walk in before heading to an avatar the last air bender mtg prerelease 😋
The Child has to fetch pinecones at the park everyday (or else)
November 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The Child has to fetch pinecones at the park everyday (or else)
Someone's been loving this cooler weather and lots of walkies 🐶
November 8, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Someone's been loving this cooler weather and lots of walkies 🐶
The leaves on this monstera are almost Mochi-sized 💚
October 29, 2025 at 3:29 PM
The leaves on this monstera are almost Mochi-sized 💚
The best weighted blanket by far 🥱
October 25, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The best weighted blanket by far 🥱
Her happy place is playing fetch at the park 🐶
October 22, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Her happy place is playing fetch at the park 🐶
Guess who was a brave little girl and didn't get scared when she saw an old kitty on her morning walk.
October 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Guess who was a brave little girl and didn't get scared when she saw an old kitty on her morning walk.
Time to wash the cover for the beanbag. Mochi clearly HATES that it opens up into a mattress
October 5, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Time to wash the cover for the beanbag. Mochi clearly HATES that it opens up into a mattress
Can't go to Walmart without getting The Child a toy 😮💨 you think she likes it?
September 26, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Can't go to Walmart without getting The Child a toy 😮💨 you think she likes it?
The hardest part of raising a pitbull is making sure The Baby has enough soft things to lay on 😅
September 21, 2025 at 4:19 PM
The hardest part of raising a pitbull is making sure The Baby has enough soft things to lay on 😅
How mochi likes to ask for smooches
September 16, 2025 at 8:46 PM
How mochi likes to ask for smooches
Been trying to eat better and save money so we made a big batch of lentils for dinner with some chicken and sweet potato
September 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Been trying to eat better and save money so we made a big batch of lentils for dinner with some chicken and sweet potato
Someone's looking so pretty after her spa day (nail trim, ear cleaning, and bath) 🐶❤️
September 12, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Someone's looking so pretty after her spa day (nail trim, ear cleaning, and bath) 🐶❤️
My coworker is so needy 😩❤️
September 10, 2025 at 10:12 PM
My coworker is so needy 😩❤️
Getting some snuggles after cleaning the house today 😴
September 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Getting some snuggles after cleaning the house today 😴
Picked up a new toy while running errands this morning. Do you think she likes it?
August 16, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Picked up a new toy while running errands this morning. Do you think she likes it?
Monstera was getting so big i decided to chop n prop it. Turned one big monstera into 4 of them 💚
August 15, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Monstera was getting so big i decided to chop n prop it. Turned one big monstera into 4 of them 💚
Just chilling while her dads play video games
August 15, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Just chilling while her dads play video games