I know it's unimportant ro you, but the sheer annoying patronising and market-the-sloganness-perhaps-the-morons-will-all-start-repeating-it of your bloody dominos.hoo.hoo advert has made me actively decide to never buy one of your pizzas ever again. Perhpas I am atypical, but anyway it's loathsome.

I first heard it on a tape reel by chance in the seventies. I couldn't believe I'd never heard of a band so astonishing and orginal. I spent three years trying to track it down. Eventually got it by placing an advert in Melody Maker and paying to import it from America. It's almost mythical for me.