jerry ding dongs
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sucking my own dick in my mind palace
March 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
sucking my own dick in my mind palace
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A cherry Coke and a teriyaki beef jerky is $6.66 at this gas station I was just at but they let you have it for free if you start shaking and speaking in Latin.
March 15, 2025 at 2:37 AM
A cherry Coke and a teriyaki beef jerky is $6.66 at this gas station I was just at but they let you have it for free if you start shaking and speaking in Latin.
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can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
March 15, 2025 at 4:58 AM
can i unrescue my rescue dog if it is a Narcissist
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coach: ok we need a play here
me: macbeth
coach: what
me: death of a salesman
coach: stop
me: macbeth
coach: what
me: death of a salesman
coach: stop
March 9, 2025 at 7:28 PM
coach: ok we need a play here
me: macbeth
coach: what
me: death of a salesman
coach: stop
me: macbeth
coach: what
me: death of a salesman
coach: stop
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I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off
March 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I think if Earth were smart it'd speed up a bunch and make us all fly off
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do NOT talk to me til ive had my morning threesome
March 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
do NOT talk to me til ive had my morning threesome
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I don't fear death but I do fear being reintarnated as a hillbilly.
March 8, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I don't fear death but I do fear being reintarnated as a hillbilly.
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It’s the 60th Anniversary of “Bloody Sunday” at Selma, and thus the 10th anniversary of President Obama’s speech there, my favorite of all his public oratory, although it reads differently now. 🧵
time.com/3736357/bara...
time.com/3736357/bara...
Read the Full Text of Obama's Speech in Selma
The President spoke on Saturday in Selma, Ala.
time.com
March 7, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It’s the 60th Anniversary of “Bloody Sunday” at Selma, and thus the 10th anniversary of President Obama’s speech there, my favorite of all his public oratory, although it reads differently now. 🧵
time.com/3736357/bara...
time.com/3736357/bara...
question for my fellow sweaty bitches with big booties: how we dealin with swamp ass this summer? cause i'm already tired of this shit and it's barely spring
March 6, 2025 at 11:04 PM
question for my fellow sweaty bitches with big booties: how we dealin with swamp ass this summer? cause i'm already tired of this shit and it's barely spring
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girl who pronounces fugazi like shoegaze
February 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
girl who pronounces fugazi like shoegaze
self checkout - because i don't want the winco employees to know that i'm just here to buy impossible meat, pasta sauce, and lube
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
self checkout - because i don't want the winco employees to know that i'm just here to buy impossible meat, pasta sauce, and lube
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Sicko Beer
United States, Census, 1910
United States, Census, 1910
February 23, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Sicko Beer
United States, Census, 1910
United States, Census, 1910
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Mr. Drugs
United States, Census, 1910
United States, Census, 1910
February 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Mr. Drugs
United States, Census, 1910
United States, Census, 1910
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half time show 2025
February 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
half time show 2025
i just found a way to make laundry more fun with your partner. i call it "sock, match, smack"
February 10, 2025 at 5:51 AM
i just found a way to make laundry more fun with your partner. i call it "sock, match, smack"
i'm going to have a really hard time not scream-laughing when my future kid comes home and tells about a classmate with some dumbass name like renessmeleighlee
February 6, 2025 at 7:48 AM
i'm going to have a really hard time not scream-laughing when my future kid comes home and tells about a classmate with some dumbass name like renessmeleighlee
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shout out to the guy who came in and bought "for her pleasure" condoms instead of the regular ones
February 1, 2025 at 9:49 PM
shout out to the guy who came in and bought "for her pleasure" condoms instead of the regular ones
i wish all trump supporters a very kill yourself
February 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
i wish all trump supporters a very kill yourself
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probably a good sign that me and everyone i know are like 30 seconds away from a public physical altercation at any given time
February 1, 2025 at 4:39 PM
probably a good sign that me and everyone i know are like 30 seconds away from a public physical altercation at any given time
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