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fuck "japes". everything i post is real. raw insight without the chocobo shite. no i will NOT follow ascian's. final fantasy xiv. i hear, feel, think for this.
" FEAR IS USED 2 ENSLAVE THE MASSES! " I SCREAM AS I RIP DOWN THE DECORATIVE FUCKEN CARDBOARD AHRIMAN FROM THE NEW GRIDANIA BULLETIN BOARD
October 31, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Reposted by gaiuss
final fantasy xiv: heavensward
October 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
gentlemen, i implore you not to miss the Gamer's Challenge, wherein i will complete Final Fantasy XIV: Heavensward without crying
#FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain
October 4, 2025 at 2:46 PM
1572: The Battle Of Carteneau, Louisoix Saves all of Eorzea, celebrated, historically revered
1577: I tear down the waking sands and get Booed
October 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
IF EORZEA BANS ME FOR HOLLERING AT THE BEASTMEN I WILL FACE THE TWELVE, AND WALK BACKWARDS INTO HELL
October 4, 2025 at 2:40 PM
if your grave doesnt say "a gentleman is, rather than does" on it you are automatically drafted into hildibrand's zombie army
October 1, 2025 at 11:32 AM
so long suckers! i rev up the agrius and create a huge cloud of ceruleum. when the cloud dissipates its lying completely dead in the lake
September 30, 2025 at 10:26 PM
100 squats to increase your Max Piss
a man holding a sword stands next to a woman holding a flower
Alt: two Warriors of DARKNESS doing squats next to the fountain
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 10:20 PM
EMPEROR TELLS ME I CAN KISS THE ULTIMA WEAPON AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD I CAUSE A WAR OF SUCCESSION IN GARLEMALD
September 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
please bring your qiqirn to the jeweled crozier so i may bless/heal them. ill be sitting in a lawn chair wearing a stolen heaven`s ward outfit
September 29, 2025 at 11:54 PM
"not my intention! not my intention!" i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a minion #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain
September 29, 2025 at 10:39 PM
taking my 3D printed son to Saint Mocianne's Arboretum
September 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The question of who is cringier remains. Come, adventurer...let us find the answer TOGETHER.
September 29, 2025 at 10:31 PM
im afraid you do not grasp the enormity of who it is you are dealing with. (removes boss fight., revealing two sub-boss fights beneath) Shall we continue..
#FFXIV
September 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
hey varis im sorr y but me and every other legatus in a group linkshell called "thal's balls club" were talking and decided your son's posts suck shit #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain
September 28, 2025 at 9:16 PM
"Ah!! Synchronize Boys!" i snort a line of midan gear shavings, tilt my head back and shake with agony as four miniature robots join themselves to me to become Brute Justice

#FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain
September 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Food 200 gil
data 150 gil
rent 800 gil
Ultima Weapon 3,600,000 gil
utility 150 gil

someone who is good with the economy please help me budget this. my legion is dying #FFXIV
September 27, 2025 at 7:29 PM
who the fuck is scraeming "Unleash Ultima" at my castrum.

show yourself, ascian. i will never cast ultima. such devastation is not my intention
September 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
every magitek reaper owner fantasizes about putting the top down and trudging across snowy plains, staring into the middle distance with grim determination #FFXIV #TheBlackWolfShitpostsAgain
September 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
September 27, 2025 at 7:02 PM
"THIS WHOLE FÊTE SMACKS OF GENDER" i holler as i overturn nero's magitek grill and turn the 4th of Moonfire into the 4th of Shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:24 AM
fuck "japes". everything i post is real. raw insight without the chocobo shite. no i will NOT follow ascian's. final fantasy xiv. i hear, feel, think for this.
September 26, 2025 at 12:13 AM