conversation between me and my wife just now

her: i'm going to pour a glass of wine, you want some
me: sure, sounds good

the thought of being assigned to a new project at work excited me so much but then I saw it was java

I went to uni to become a code monkey but now I can neither code nor do the theory

guys love to say “dude my balatro run last night was insane” then show you a screenshot like this

there is so much good music to listen to and so little time, i looked for new music today and found 24 hours worth of albums that i slapped into one large playlist and i'm already excited

i remembered which email address i use for this account

balls fish

i love coding until i actually open the editor and have to type something in