Gabrielle Showalter
gabrielleshowalter.bsky.social
Gabrielle Showalter
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hii so i also have a substack where i write personal essays and cultural critique. i’d love to build my substack network so if that appeals, please do check it out ❤️
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Gabrielle Showalter | Substack
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mike walz leading the investigation into who added the journalist to the war plans group chat
March 26, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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I thought the apocalypse would be way cooler this is horrible
March 24, 2025 at 12:51 PM
the other day i watched a child on the bus open a beauty package and she tapped the edge of the box with her nails before opening like how influencers with acrylics do to show you a product. she thought that was how you have to open things. a part of me died that morning
March 13, 2025 at 8:49 AM
tipsy in an uber…sun shining in london….suddenly life is worth living
March 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
wow i just love paying £1350 a month for a room in a zone 3 flatshare with a broken dishwasher and a broken washing machine and now…a broken front door? just perfect
March 7, 2025 at 5:21 PM
watching channel 4 on my laptop with a youtube video of a coral reef on my phone so i can experience the perspective of a clown fish obsessed with mafs australia
March 6, 2025 at 8:03 PM
if it walks like a fascist and talks like a fascist…
February 25, 2025 at 10:23 AM
STOP BELIEVING HIM. he says he’s a king, he says other leaders are dictators, and the press just indulges it by playing both sides. “well is xyz real? we can’t be sure”. You are complicit in making it real! he is relying on the press to cover it as though it *could be* true, and you are! ffs
February 20, 2025 at 12:30 PM
<3 @ eurostar
February 18, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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my ass doesn't quit but will go on strike when necessary (union girlie)
February 7, 2025 at 1:53 PM
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the day richard osman dies the whole of highgate will be shut down to grieve. streets will come to a standstill and the tears will roll down the hill
February 1, 2025 at 12:39 PM
when a coffee says “made in the uk” it’s like yeah we can tell :(
February 6, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Pin this, save it, we’ll need it.

“When a prison camp opens in your town…when a DREAMer is disappeared from your classroom…when the President destroys what’s left of the Constitution…They will all say they didn’t know this was coming. And I want the American people to know that they did.”

AOC 🔥🎯
January 22, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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It’s fun trying to find that line between “I need to remain vigilant of the horrors afoot” and also “oh no my heart is racing and my jaw is making weird creaky sounds and I can taste pennies.”
January 23, 2025 at 12:07 AM
found pistachio in the drawer formerly known to her as her treats drawer. legend has it it still smells of dreamies
January 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
wrote about true crime as entertainment for my substack 🕵️‍♀️

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please consider following/subscribing if you enjoy my work :)
January 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Everybody remember to go get you a library card to help keep them funded
December 27, 2024 at 7:17 PM
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lower the morale of your local law enforcement team today by farting loudly on an officer. call that copdusting
December 1, 2024 at 2:43 PM
dorothy said “don’t be silly toto scarecrows can’t talk” like he’d know. he’s a dog
December 4, 2024 at 8:20 PM
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@naomiaklein.bsky.social (but not @ naomiwolf obv)
November 24, 2024 at 12:51 PM
went to the v&a fragile beauty exhibit and got mushroom tarragon soup for lunch
November 20, 2024 at 2:14 PM
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#MOOD
Gothic Edinburgh
November 13, 2024 at 12:43 AM
hii so i also have a substack where i write personal essays and cultural critique. i’d love to build my substack network so if that appeals, please do check it out ❤️
substack.com/@gshowalter?...
Gabrielle Showalter | Substack
gabrielleshowalter.com/writing
substack.com
November 13, 2024 at 5:05 PM
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for anyone trying to extricate yourself from the clutches of Amazon: bookstores make more than a third of their money between now & New Year’s, & most bookstores ship nationwide 💌
November 11, 2024 at 10:10 PM