Gabe Small
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The Fool jingled miserably across the floor.
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Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
November 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled ‘Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles https://theonion.com/trump-denies-writing-36-volume-comic-titled-don-and-jeff-time-pedophiles/
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Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
November 12, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Right now, Karoline Leavitt is being coached on how to say “ephebophilia” in the least creepy way possible.
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What a great few weeks it’s been for people once pardoned by Trump.
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
What a great few weeks it’s been for people once pardoned by Trump.
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
@nytimes.com @nbcnews.com @npr.org @politico.com
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Amy Klobuchar wishing she had some office supplies to throw at his head
CHUCK SCHUMER: "New data came out today from KFF - and that is not Kentucky Fried French Fries ... the Kaiser Family Foundation"
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Amy Klobuchar wishing she had some office supplies to throw at his head
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What Musk truly desires
November 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
What Musk truly desires
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$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
November 9, 2025 at 1:11 AM
$40B of your money to this guy, so he can dance at CPAC at Mar-a-Lago while Americans wait for their paychecks, hoping the money actually comes.
Fucking with the entire healthcare system by way of shutdown politics would be the most unpopular thing he's ever done
Trump: "I am recommending to Senate Republicans that the Hundreds of Billions of Dollars currently being sent to money sucking Insurance Companies in order to save the bad Healthcare provided by ObamaCare, BE SENT DIRECTLY TO THE PEOPLE SO THAT THEY CAN PURCHASE THEIR OWN, MUCH BETTER, HEALTHCARE."
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Fucking with the entire healthcare system by way of shutdown politics would be the most unpopular thing he's ever done
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AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 AM
AND HE WAS LIKE, BUT NOT MY FACE, RIGHT? AND I WAS LIKE WELL IT'S A FACE, SO
Trump considers it an emergency that he's being forced to pay for SNAP
BOSTON (AP) - Trump administration seeks an emergency pause to a court order demanding full November SNAP payments.
@apnews.com #SNAP
@apnews.com #SNAP
November 7, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump considers it an emergency that he's being forced to pay for SNAP
I have a feeling we're going to be seeing a lot more food based exercises of free expression in the near future
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
I have a feeling we're going to be seeing a lot more food based exercises of free expression in the near future
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Universal swing in action: "What we saw last night was a directional shift toward Democrats in 99.8% of counties that held partisan elections." www.gelliottmorris.com/p/seven-data...
November 5, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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This election suggests something interesting: the massive local GOP losses says the bad Democratic Party brand is salvageable, *if* the Third Way-style accommodationists are boxed out of leadership. Voters want to fight Trump and will support a pretty wide range of candidates to do it.
November 5, 2025 at 12:04 PM
This election suggests something interesting: the massive local GOP losses says the bad Democratic Party brand is salvageable, *if* the Third Way-style accommodationists are boxed out of leadership. Voters want to fight Trump and will support a pretty wide range of candidates to do it.
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Trying to make Supportive Wife a liability lol
Per NYPost's scoop, some of the ways Mamdani's wife has "quietly steered" his campaign are weighing in on his logo design, being "a major source of support for him in private" and once posting on Instagram, "Couldn't possibly be prouder."
[the NY Post scrambling to make a last-ditch scandal:]
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
"umm, uhhh, his aloof wife Rama Duwaji secretly ran the campaign"
November 4, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Trying to make Supportive Wife a liability lol
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Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
أنا اسمي زهران ممدان وعم رشّح حالي لأكون العمدة الجديد في مدينة نيويورك
November 3, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Zohran is stone cold man. Putting out an ad in Arabic after all the Islamophobic shit that’s been thrown his way? Pure swag.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
Dems don’t need to copy his politics or even necessarily his campaign strategy, they need to learn how to grow a fucking spine.
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Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
October 30, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.
They are not the same.
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We live in an episode of Veep
October 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
We live in an episode of Veep
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My kid just overheard heard that and thought it was someone pretending to be Elmo
October 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
My kid just overheard heard that and thought it was someone pretending to be Elmo
I thought it was strange that one of the first things she says as "June Oliver" is to call herself fat
Then I saw this video in which she mocks a "Hot Girls for Zohran" campaign for including fat people
www.instagram.com/reel/DLXcdVf...
Then I saw this video in which she mocks a "Hot Girls for Zohran" campaign for including fat people
www.instagram.com/reel/DLXcdVf...
October 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I thought it was strange that one of the first things she says as "June Oliver" is to call herself fat
Then I saw this video in which she mocks a "Hot Girls for Zohran" campaign for including fat people
www.instagram.com/reel/DLXcdVf...
Then I saw this video in which she mocks a "Hot Girls for Zohran" campaign for including fat people
www.instagram.com/reel/DLXcdVf...
A guide to skull tattoos
Matt, if it has a little hat, it's the One Piece flag, if it has long teeth, it's the Punisher logo, and if it's the literal totenkopf ss insignia, it's a Nazi skull
October 25, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A guide to skull tattoos
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone observe how the crass demolition of the East Wing, along with the paving of the Rose Garden, is rooted in misogyny
October 23, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I'm surprised I haven't seen anyone observe how the crass demolition of the East Wing, along with the paving of the Rose Garden, is rooted in misogyny