When everyone in the shard lineup is self absorbed and looks near identical to each other

Throwback to "gposes that make me cry" with @zoraalja.bsky.social

Any social game really but one where you have to obfuscate from your opponent?? YEAHHH

LOVES poker, watches professional golf, forces his wife and kids to go on a fishing trip with him at least once per summer. He'd probably be a part of a retired Jazz band too as the saxophone player

His car interior would be entirely cheetah print. He'd probably be a car guy actually. Instead of a ship guy.

NP!! I know elemental shards are also a good crop too. Good lucksies :D

STILL SEATED!! (I don't think I've read it)

Last I heard Thavnarian Onions were the money maker on plots. Go my Noor become an onion farmer

GOOD LUCK. Seated for the final result

They'll grow back

He deserves a few head smacks I think

Altan like never smiles (I forgot to turn the straight face facial blend back on when recording this gif) so his smile looks faceapp-ed in. Which for me is the cherry on top

I started thinking about them again and had to go pace around my halls. I want to watch them wrestle oiled up and naked