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Gabe Moshenska
@gabemoshenska.bsky.social
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I want Ken Railings to walk in here right now and say 'Pam Shortt's broken both her legs and I wanna dance with you’
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Set number 60008
Lego box for set 60008 Museum break in
December 7, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Florence Pugh as Dani in Midsommar surrounded by flowers.
December 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Festive step drill bits to widen your hohoholes
Three step cone drill bits in a plastic packet. They look a bit like tiny brass Christmas trees.
December 4, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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4 jars, not bad
Four jars of chutney on a stove
November 27, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Slowly transforming 2kg of onions into a thimbleful of chutney.
Plastic bowl full of raw chopped onions. Big saucepan full of onions cooking down, just starting to soften Big saucepan full of onions cooking down, starting to caramelise Big saucepan full of onions cooking down, nicely brown and mixed with sugar and vinegar
November 27, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Found this exquisitely auto-translated advert for a bunch of old engraving tools.
Text of a facebook marketplace advert in French, then auto-translated into English: Lot d'outils pour sertissage, bijouterie, gravure. - TRÈS grand lot de fraises dont des neuves. - TRÈS grand lot de poussoirs dont des nerfs - TRÈS grand lot gouje pour gravure dont des neuves. - Lot de cabrons usés - Grand lot de divers boîte de rangement pour pierres précieuses. - Lot de divers maternelle - planche établi sertissage. Tool set for pressing, jewelry, engraving. - VERY large batch of strawberries, including new ones. - A VERY large set of thrusters, including nerves - VERY large batch of gouje for engraving, including new ones. - Bunch of worn out assholes - Large set of various storage boxes for gems. - Batch of various kindergartens - plank established standing.
November 6, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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It's remembrance remembrance day
Galaxy brain meme template with three panels labelled gunpowder, treason, and plot.
November 5, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Dignity and poise
Tabby cat squished into a red armchair, undignified, paws akimbo.
November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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Rounding error
Pot of balloons labelled “100 luftballons balloons ballons”
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Good square-naming
Metal framed street sign in front of a tree. Sign reads “square de la victoire de Stalingrad 1943”. Anti Russian sticker attached.
October 27, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Mindlessly hung my towel on the back of the door last night. Woke up at 2am, saw this in the dark and almost shat meself.
Black dressing gown and a red towel hanging on the back of a white door, making a rather spooky silhouette.
October 22, 2025 at 10:59 AM
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Tree outside my window looking proper autumnal
Yellowish leaves on a tree
October 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
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Who is making hairy ceramic sculptures and could they stop forever?
Three ceramic artworks. On the left, abstract slab with three brown blobs on top, each pierced by a white speed cylinder. Two artworks on the right are in the form of small chairs. All three have tufts of black hair protruding from parts.
October 16, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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It’s turning cold so I made cottage pie.
On the left a saucepan full of cabbage. On the right a square pan full of cottage pie.
October 15, 2025 at 9:29 AM
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Cute! Wish they came in orange.
Page from IKEA website showing set of Halloween plates. Four white plates with designs: one ghost, one cobweb, one angry looking black cat, and a bunch of spiders.
October 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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On a wall outside Maison de la Paix
Stencil graffito of a girl doing chest compressions on a dove. Heavy handed symbolism.
October 2, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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Foraged and roasted these delicious chestnuts. 🌰
Two square plastic tubs full of chestnuts, sat on a white kitchen counter.
September 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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Small got this in her Happy Meal and my brain goes “Oh! The guy from that one Ea-Nasir fic!”
Purple box from a Jimin bobble head figurine. Next to a red happy meal box.
September 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Packet of these with a tin of pineapple rings makes a weirdly satisfying snack
Packet of M&S chocolate chip cookies. The absolute best.
September 17, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Late-night chutney making. Apple, carrot and onion with a big chunk of ginger.
Seven jars of chutney on a wooden chopping board on a wooden kitchen countertop.
September 15, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Try NyQuil and chill?
Footnote reading “this was once revealed to me in a dream”.
September 15, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Daydreaming about treehouses
View of a large tree looking up the trunk. Much bark. Lower branches trimmed off.
September 15, 2025 at 4:11 PM
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Paperback book entitled “animals without backbones” by Ralph Buchsbaum a nice old blue and white pelican publication.
September 12, 2025 at 8:39 AM
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The multi-talented RJ
Sign for two businesses: RJ Training and RJ Coiffure.
September 6, 2025 at 11:52 AM
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Portrait of a cat who desires Second Lunch
Tabby cat all up in my face. Huge ears. Rotary phone in background.
September 4, 2025 at 1:32 PM