He can ruin a lot of stuff. Better versions in the world.

I think about this a lot.

Hell yes.

Love how these fools aim to create the veneer of actual reporting and immediately make it clear they’re throwing shit at the wall. “CONFIRMED” and “Spoke to at least ..” is just artistry.

man i don't know if the world could handle a Will Klein jettisoning after all that.

“One-time GF: Madison Bumgarner”

And they all come equipped with Headlights of Death now.

It will probably take a tragedy in the other direction - a student killed/badly injured in a stampede, or hit by a car running in panic, etc. - to reverse this protocol. And even that may not do it.

It’s hell on earth, really.

Oh man. I guess that means Jim Burt is knocking out Montana today.