My last name is Klein, too, so let me be a palate cleanser for you. 🍧

wow, that's a lot of nudes

I've been a renter my whole adult life, and it's nice to not be responsible for a falling apart house, but rental repairs are… special.

Sure, we don't get aurora, but the sunsets are gorgeous whenever we're on fire! 😃

Omfg. I am, in fact, a professional word person. And I can say what everyone who's thought about it for one second already knows: it doesn't matter how good your words are if your message is "I don't give a shit about you."

Hmmmmm 🤬

Funny how we all just “have to” accept AI as progress even if it’s janky and either has demonstrated no improvements to productivity or outright tanks it, but we never had to accept remote work despite every study showing it improves productivity AND workers lives.

Hmmmmm

They just left, and look at the time -- I do believe it's whisky o'clock. 😵‍💫

If you need anyone beyond Victoria, and if you can give me a week to get it done (I might be able to do it before then, but I want to manage expectations), let me know.

I had to tape on empty tissue boxes to the full ones to hold my used (but in progress) Kleenex, because my daughter did not approve of me using the side table as a holding station.

(It's nice to have company on the struggle bus.)

It's funny how when you feel like you're drowning and you have no clean underwear and your head is itchy because it's been so long since you showered, that's exactly when your garbage disposal breaks and the pipes under your sink literally fall apart.

You know, metaphorically. 🥲

Look at Elizabeth Warren here with the detailed plans!