Reposted
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
Reposted
new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
May 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
new pope!
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
*crowd goes wild*
American pope!
*crowd boos*
woke for an American!
*crowd goes wild*
bad on protecting abusive priests!
*crowd boos*
hates JD Vance!
*crowd goes wild*
Reposted
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 4:19 PM
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
Reposted
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Reposted
Reposted
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
March 29, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I bought Twitter for $44,000,000,000 and sold it back to myself for $33,000,000,000. I have 43 kids and no friends. Everything I make explodes
Reposted
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
March 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
In 1862, a Union soldier found cigars wrapped in a piece of paper in a field of clover. The paper was a copy of Confederate Gen. Lee's invasion orders. The Southern sloppiness helped the Union stop Lee at Antietam.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
It's unknown who lost the orders in the field, or if he was related to Pete Hegseth.
Pete Hegseth just texted me about Fight Club.
March 26, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Reposted
Now's a great time to tell Chuck Schumer to step down.
Sign here:
Sign here:
Chuck Chuck Schumer
Sign our petition if you agree: It's time for Chuck Schumer to step down. ChuckChuckSchumer.com
chuckchuckschumer.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Now's a great time to tell Chuck Schumer to step down.
Sign here:
Sign here:
Reposted
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
Reposted
I can tell you this much: me and my friends would have beaten this beloved movie character to death with hammers
February 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I can tell you this much: me and my friends would have beaten this beloved movie character to death with hammers
Reposted
this film director is perhaps more famous for saying his wife’s “taint area pOwns” his dick
February 7, 2025 at 2:50 AM
this film director is perhaps more famous for saying his wife’s “taint area pOwns” his dick
Reposted
Relax everyone I'm sure robert mueller will come through
February 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Relax everyone I'm sure robert mueller will come through
Reposted
if there's a silver lining to the next four years it's that we will probably see a J6er shot dead or re-arrested for pedophilia or belligerently resisting a DUI arrest every couple of days for the whole timespan
February 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
if there's a silver lining to the next four years it's that we will probably see a J6er shot dead or re-arrested for pedophilia or belligerently resisting a DUI arrest every couple of days for the whole timespan
Reposted
the first good post i think i've ever seen from a democratic committee account
February 7, 2025 at 5:05 AM
the first good post i think i've ever seen from a democratic committee account
Reposted
Back in the day you used to have strong henchmen, powerful henchmen, muscular henchmen. Now all your henchmen are 19 year old dorks with broccoli hair whose voices crack when they say their favorite slurs.
February 7, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Back in the day you used to have strong henchmen, powerful henchmen, muscular henchmen. Now all your henchmen are 19 year old dorks with broccoli hair whose voices crack when they say their favorite slurs.
Reposted
Gritty could run against any politician in North America and destroy them
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Gritty could run against any politician in North America and destroy them
Reposted
I logged into SSA.gov and downloaded the history of social security and Medicare payments associated with my account, because who knows what is going to happen to government security.
The United States Social Security Administration | SSA
Official website of the U.S. Social Security Administration.
SSA.gov
February 4, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I logged into SSA.gov and downloaded the history of social security and Medicare payments associated with my account, because who knows what is going to happen to government security.
Reposted
This is a damned good idea if you’re US-based.
1. Go to SSA.gov
2. Go through the “Set up account” process if you haven’t
3. Get a secure PDF of your full SS statement. It should have every dollar you’ve paid into the system in there.
Took me about 10-15 mins total.
1. Go to SSA.gov
2. Go through the “Set up account” process if you haven’t
3. Get a secure PDF of your full SS statement. It should have every dollar you’ve paid into the system in there.
Took me about 10-15 mins total.
February 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
This is a damned good idea if you’re US-based.
1. Go to SSA.gov
2. Go through the “Set up account” process if you haven’t
3. Get a secure PDF of your full SS statement. It should have every dollar you’ve paid into the system in there.
Took me about 10-15 mins total.
1. Go to SSA.gov
2. Go through the “Set up account” process if you haven’t
3. Get a secure PDF of your full SS statement. It should have every dollar you’ve paid into the system in there.
Took me about 10-15 mins total.
Someone needs to give these nerds a goddamn wedgie ASAP.
To be couped by adults is disconcerting.
To be couped by children is downright insulting.
To be couped by children is downright insulting.
February 3, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Someone needs to give these nerds a goddamn wedgie ASAP.
Reposted
Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app
January 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Sorry you can't afford to own a home, we had to beat China in the race to develop a better plagiarism app
Reposted
Reposted
Using ChatGPT is like the most unsexy thing a man can do
January 25, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Using ChatGPT is like the most unsexy thing a man can do