The English language is my first and only language but it is certainly not my forte

Everyone keeps telling me it’s time to start dating seriously and I honestly can’t fault them, however I can fault myself and continue to date to unserious people seriously

Another day, another uber driver incorrectly assuming I’m the same nationality as them

Well that’s the last time I put myself out there until the next time.

I’m starting a personal boycott by which I mean I’m boycotting myself for doing dumb shit

Just forwarded an email to my boss forgetting the subject line is “hey cutie” this is not a great day

I’ve got too many apps I predict a mass delete of them all in under a week stay tuned

my new year’s resolution for 2025 is to be a bigger hater. i don’t think i was a big enough hater this year. i can go bigger. i can hate harder.

Modern dating is so whack bc why are the two reoccurring themes for me this year a follow up nine months after a singular date and having someone they like more in Melbourne

Wanna find ppl to follow by posting on social media but don’t want ppl to find me and see me being even more unhinged online than usual