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@futzo.bsky.social
It's pronounced like putz with an -o
Ok. Full disclosure the source of this is Phil Magness, and yes, I know, but it's still pretty funny.
September 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Ok. Full disclosure the source of this is Phil Magness, and yes, I know, but it's still pretty funny.
always love these quizzes The City puts out for elections. projects.thecity.nyc/meet-your-ma...
May 14, 2025 at 12:52 PM
always love these quizzes The City puts out for elections. projects.thecity.nyc/meet-your-ma...
If it turns out to be Parolin, I'm calling for an SEC investigation.
May 8, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If it turns out to be Parolin, I'm calling for an SEC investigation.
A little rogue supplement to nyc's park department efforts. A squirrel planted this oak in a flower pot two years ago. Hoping it makes it as a street tree. Wish it luck
May 4, 2025 at 1:10 AM
A little rogue supplement to nyc's park department efforts. A squirrel planted this oak in a flower pot two years ago. Hoping it makes it as a street tree. Wish it luck
Peak navel gazing has been reached.
April 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Peak navel gazing has been reached.
Strange looking pigeons in Brooklyn today
April 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Strange looking pigeons in Brooklyn today
The path to prosperity runs through America's storage units.
April 21, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The path to prosperity runs through America's storage units.
Imagining a RVTVRN type movement aimed at reversing this. Is that a thing already?
April 17, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Imagining a RVTVRN type movement aimed at reversing this. Is that a thing already?
doing
grep -rl matchstring somedir/ | xargs sed -i 's/string1/string2/g'
on all federal administrative rules and procedures
grep -rl matchstring somedir/ | xargs sed -i 's/string1/string2/g'
on all federal administrative rules and procedures
January 31, 2025 at 7:42 PM
doing
grep -rl matchstring somedir/ | xargs sed -i 's/string1/string2/g'
on all federal administrative rules and procedures
grep -rl matchstring somedir/ | xargs sed -i 's/string1/string2/g'
on all federal administrative rules and procedures
I am skeptical about the veracity of this statement.
January 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
I am skeptical about the veracity of this statement.
Pump it directly into my veins
January 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Pump it directly into my veins
I'm not sure I buy that this site is totally working as intended. At least so far. Some data seems... odd
January 6, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I'm not sure I buy that this site is totally working as intended. At least so far. Some data seems... odd
Back on my bullshit. (Now in color!)
January 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Back on my bullshit. (Now in color!)
Bernie should advocate for reforming H1B by removing the employer sponsorship requirement, not the nativist thing he's doing. My preferred solution would be a more open borders approach, but there are other ways to prioritize skills without tying people to jobs.
January 3, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Bernie should advocate for reforming H1B by removing the employer sponsorship requirement, not the nativist thing he's doing. My preferred solution would be a more open borders approach, but there are other ways to prioritize skills without tying people to jobs.
Find yourself someone who will stay by your side like this ferret clings to Shiren.
December 31, 2024 at 1:56 AM
Find yourself someone who will stay by your side like this ferret clings to Shiren.
a local bar/event space is having a y2k party for NYE and I am livid that the kids that run it think this is what phones looked like in 2000.
December 23, 2024 at 7:07 PM
a local bar/event space is having a y2k party for NYE and I am livid that the kids that run it think this is what phones looked like in 2000.
People on NextDoor "NYC has never been this bad. The crime. The decay. Blah blah blah. Back when I was a kid it was different." Meanwhile, NYC when they were a kid:
December 11, 2024 at 2:53 PM
People on NextDoor "NYC has never been this bad. The crime. The decay. Blah blah blah. Back when I was a kid it was different." Meanwhile, NYC when they were a kid:
This is a thing you can buy in the year 2024.
December 2, 2024 at 3:41 PM
This is a thing you can buy in the year 2024.
For the first time in history the boys have finally learned that they need to stay the fuck out of the kitchen. Just sitting there while we cook.
November 28, 2024 at 5:38 PM
For the first time in history the boys have finally learned that they need to stay the fuck out of the kitchen. Just sitting there while we cook.
