Future Mike
@futuremike.bsky.social
American xennial living in Canada. Records, music docs, sci-fi, time travel, multiverse theory, etc. Calculate infinity/store it deep inside of me
This poll is useless. Doesn’t even suggest that he’s lost any support among those that voted for him (I’ve done the math).
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
This poll is useless. Doesn’t even suggest that he’s lost any support among those that voted for him (I’ve done the math).
Brutal. I didn’t like that sac bunt.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Brutal. I didn’t like that sac bunt.
Idk but he was safe either way
November 2, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Idk but he was safe either way
Yup gotta be seasoned properly
October 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Yup gotta be seasoned properly
Yes, this. I mean, I’m here for wokeism and libtard political “takes” like everyone else—but the past two nights of baseball have been the “funnest” I’ve had on this app.
October 29, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Yes, this. I mean, I’m here for wokeism and libtard political “takes” like everyone else—but the past two nights of baseball have been the “funnest” I’ve had on this app.
It’s the bottom of the 15th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 AM
It’s the bottom of the 15th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
It’s the bottom of the 16th: “and a long fly out to Varsho will end the inning”
It’s the bottom of the.. (too tired to continue the joke/meme)
Ok but why won’t they let Sandy Koufax go to bed
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Ok but why won’t they let Sandy Koufax go to bed
TP theme on 2&2 count. Thanks, I was trying to decipher that one (but also not paying a ton of attention).
October 28, 2025 at 4:23 AM
TP theme on 2&2 count. Thanks, I was trying to decipher that one (but also not paying a ton of attention).
Watched the stock of the company I work for track this curve. Now dodging layoffs because we’re not getting back there
October 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Watched the stock of the company I work for track this curve. Now dodging layoffs because we’re not getting back there
“We tried ‘woke’ and it didn’t work” 😵💫
October 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
“We tried ‘woke’ and it didn’t work” 😵💫
Follow-up question: “so you’re saying you’re not NOT ruling it out” 😵💫
October 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Follow-up question: “so you’re saying you’re not NOT ruling it out” 😵💫
AOC could never “person, woman, man, camera, tv” 😵💫
October 27, 2025 at 4:10 PM
AOC could never “person, woman, man, camera, tv” 😵💫
Trump discovered the “one weird trick to being president” and that’s declaring anything/everything an emergency.
October 26, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Trump discovered the “one weird trick to being president” and that’s declaring anything/everything an emergency.
Beck’s “Loser”, both song and video, were really big for me. I was into like Nirvana prior, but it took Beck to activate the weirdness.
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Beck’s “Loser”, both song and video, were really big for me. I was into like Nirvana prior, but it took Beck to activate the weirdness.
I just finished watching Weapons. Watch Weapons.
October 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I just finished watching Weapons. Watch Weapons.
I’m inclined to agree, but I also think maybe one needs to work up to “Leaves”. Maybe start with an early track or two as a sampler. Like, “Katina”, for example.
October 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I’m inclined to agree, but I also think maybe one needs to work up to “Leaves”. Maybe start with an early track or two as a sampler. Like, “Katina”, for example.
Yeah, it was like either small beans office pool stuff like March madness brackets and Super Bowl squares—or like you were a bonafide scumbag.
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Yeah, it was like either small beans office pool stuff like March madness brackets and Super Bowl squares—or like you were a bonafide scumbag.
This is true. I recently learned that a bunch of land where my high school stood was bulldozed and a subdivision built like 15 years ago. It’s weird because I didn’t necessarily enjoy my hs experience but I’m a bit out of sorts over it. This is like that in a way.
October 24, 2025 at 3:26 AM
This is true. I recently learned that a bunch of land where my high school stood was bulldozed and a subdivision built like 15 years ago. It’s weird because I didn’t necessarily enjoy my hs experience but I’m a bit out of sorts over it. This is like that in a way.
So straightforward and refreshing, tbh
October 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So straightforward and refreshing, tbh
I don’t believe proto-hipster “the emo” shown here exists in society today, as originally conceived and understood.
October 17, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I don’t believe proto-hipster “the emo” shown here exists in society today, as originally conceived and understood.
Umm, 3.5 kids/woman sounds like a very large number relative to the cost of living in modern society. 2.1 sounds too high. Wtf is this guy going on about.
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Umm, 3.5 kids/woman sounds like a very large number relative to the cost of living in modern society. 2.1 sounds too high. Wtf is this guy going on about.
lol (I too am “photo-hunt-at-the-end-of-the-bar” years old)
October 16, 2025 at 2:46 AM
lol (I too am “photo-hunt-at-the-end-of-the-bar” years old)
I kinda remember not knowing what to make of it but I was eleven at the time. Super curious to get fresh eyes on it now.
October 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I kinda remember not knowing what to make of it but I was eleven at the time. Super curious to get fresh eyes on it now.