marge simpson voice

you cant call every prison the tower of latria

ripping

just cant get the phrase "Possible depiction of Dracula or Alucard" out of my mind.

my inner child is the reason they put those PSAs out about not swimming in the canal

Oh that’s what I mean by it necessitated it! In order to create a underclass called the Homosexual, the Heterosexual needs to define what it Isn’t, which is the only thing that defines it. Otherwise it’s all just different sexual practices and desires free floating of meaning (scary!)

Also like imagine if people talked about "the dangers and mechanisms" of this stuff with cis heterosexual sex norms. If anal was this insanely dangerous thing you'd see a lot less people having it regardless of their specific orientations!

Two paragraphs in: ok weird to start with the Ugandan example while eliding that the homophobic sides are also engaging in a construction of the homosexual that floats above as a signifier, but its contrast does heighten the desexed Same Love liberalism

The rest of the essay: Side Rights!

here at the Paper of Record, when an open white supremacist leaks someone's college application in an attempt to imply he got unfair race-based special treatment, even though he was rejected, we know what to do: publish it immediately prospect.org/2025/07/09/2...

TRUE!

oh no i know i was just agreeing how goofy it is given The Specifics

Tbf I don’t think they’re necessarily banking on just that demographic, but they know that’s gonna be a lot of their early adopters and a lot of other early or persistent ones either know couples like them or like, don’t care about who is in the advertisement since it’s basically just eyewash

has the "i want that twink obliterated" screenshot saved to their mobile device like fifteen times

like "i get it" but come on we are talking about someone whose partner in crime was a literal Mossad heiress. not a very far walk for that conclusion.

they absolutely were the type at one point but the advertisement def is like, has aged into a point where they like tidying up and charcuterie. if they still have plushie nets they actually dust and rotate them out.

yeah ive banged on it before but a lot of why, even being a boyliker aside i dont really truck with #misandry is how quickly it always seems to come to insanely racist conclusions or straight up "we should kill the homeless (pause) men"