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Furry Viking
@furryviking.bsky.social
Dog dad with a house that smells like skolebrød, lingonberries and dog.

Languages, travel, theme parks and avid baker

Always remember that there’s more of us than there are of them!
Yea!!! It’s 1°f / -17°c

It’s snot freezing to your mustache weather.
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Picture of the staff who operate my bsky account
December 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
OMG! I just won the FIFA Best Dog Piss Cleaner Award!!!
December 6, 2025 at 4:55 PM
On my way down to Brighton for physical therapy and my car takes a shit. Got it off the expressway and into a parking lot. I’m sure it’s the fuel pump. Now get to wait in 8° windchill for a tow that should be here in 2 flipping hours.
Hope your day goes better than mine.
😰
December 5, 2025 at 5:29 PM
🎵 It’s beginning to look a lot like Fuck This! 🎼
December 4, 2025 at 12:28 PM
To all who have lived, loved and left too early. To those who had dreams and aspirations unfulfilled. To the people who starred at death while keeping those around them lifted. To my friends who I watched slowly become immortal, forever in my mind and heart…
You’re not forgotten. #WorldAidsDay
December 1, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I got some goodies from family visiting from Norway. Yum! Also paprika chips!
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
After I got home someone decided he needed some dad time.
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2025 at 4:34 AM
Driving a couple hours on frozen shitty roads isn’t my idea of a holiday.
I’d much rather stay in bed with my dog but here we are.
November 27, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Picked up a few last min things at the local grocery store. Cashier asked me if I was 55+ I said yes. She said you get a senior discount of 5%.

Not sure if I should be happy for the discount or sad because I now qualify for a senior discount. 🤔
November 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Butterscotch blondes done. Two pans of rhubarb crunch cooling. I’ll make some cucumber salad on Wednesday then my work is done.
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I would give up my left earhole virginity for a nice 30 min backrub right now.
November 21, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Just watched the first Wicked. (Yeah, I’m a slow one.)
I really enjoyed it and can’t wait for part two.
Only thing I wasn’t a fan of was the casting of Goldblum as the Wizard. I’m just not into his style of acting/phrasing on his lines.
Now I need to go out and get the books.
November 19, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Reposted by Furry Viking
It is once again time for DisTwitter (RIP) Secret Santa! Now spread over Twitter/X, Threads and Bluesky, come one and come all for a gift exchange with your fellow Disney fans! Click for details!

P.S. Please share, report, etc. to get the word out!

www.elfster.com/gift...
November 18, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I’ve been lucky to travel around the globe.
I’ve had banana-Nutella crepes in Paris, rekesalat in Tønsberg, empanadas in Mexico City, miso soup in Tokyo, papnaşi in Bucharest, poutine in Montreal, and fish & chips in Limerick.
Yet nothing tastes better than jam and biscuits on a cold morn at home.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Everytime I head up the stairs, this little guy will try to get me to follow him to the bedroom. Doesn’t matter if it’s 10h or 22h.
November 13, 2025 at 2:58 AM
11°F/-11°C windchill. I’m not ready for this.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Homemade chicken pot pie for lunch.
November 1, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Today marks my favorite time of the year. The change over to Christmas music on P7 KLEM. Their Christmas tag is the absolute best ever.
(It’s in Norwegian)

youtu.be/_aogb8cJPW4?...
P7 Klem - Julestemningen (barnelatter, vintersne)
YouTube video by P4 Lyden av Norge
youtu.be
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Marjorie Johnson passed away. She was a true icon for Minnesota as well as the entire Midwest.
I first heard of her back when I was based in MSP.
Here’s to the Blue Ribbon Baker, skol!
October 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Candy Porn
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Butler Fingers
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.

Mayday
October 31, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you see this, post a Frankenstein!
October 26, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Post a picture of you and your child
October 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
6’3” (shrunk an inch)
Size 15
(Couldn’t find a foot pic)
October 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Okay, making butter tarts again tomorrow in solidarity with my Canadian friends across the bridge. After all it is Thanksgiving on Monday. 🇨🇦
We all know that raisins are gross but should a proper butter tart have a firm or softer center?
October 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM