Yes. So very many reasons against it now.

It's also spitting in the faces of British voters, telling us they've no right to make up their own minds. We should simply follow whatever the Mail and the rest dictate. As a former national journalist I have to say I've never seen such shocking behaviour.

Crikey. Good on you. Must confess, we are now a 3 x advent calendar household, though of the old-school. No booze or chocolate (sadly). Just images of mad children with evil intent, hiding behind doors & windows.

Wish we were there.

Imagine my horror, on 11 Nov, when I was scuppered by M&S Westfield Stratford as I browsed the brassica aisle. Relieved to learn that I was, in fact, immune until 1st Dec. Phew!

Bloody Nora! I'm on me way ....

Bloody good question.

That looks like a cracker! Can almost smell it from here. When in doubt, always opt for the enormous option. Never fails.

Cor - well done, Chef 👏 👏

Like all good recipes, it's worth tweaking until you make it your own.

So. Very. Special.

Definitely see you on Sunday. Really looking forward to it.

Despite being strapped for cells, surely there must be an HMP somewhere with a shitty little corner for this creature.

Yes. Let's.

Beslubbering, flap-mouthed flax-wench. That's me.