Craig T
@furiousgiorge.bsky.social
Husband, dad, professor. I won some money on Jeopardy once, that was cool. I cannot sanction your buffoonery.
There’s nothing in the rules that says a mule can’t be the kicker.
November 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There’s nothing in the rules that says a mule can’t be the kicker.
It’s not exactly rare but Dickinson made me so Huss-pilled.
November 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It’s not exactly rare but Dickinson made me so Huss-pilled.
Obviously this is all truly incredible content but I want to highlight that he does this whole thing while wearing a red “USA” hat.
October 5, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Obviously this is all truly incredible content but I want to highlight that he does this whole thing while wearing a red “USA” hat.
Back then we could go anywhere, we could clip through shopping carts, nowadays matter is too solid to do that, thanks to woke.
September 29, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Back then we could go anywhere, we could clip through shopping carts, nowadays matter is too solid to do that, thanks to woke.
(Hyperventilating.)
September 23, 2025 at 3:41 PM
(Hyperventilating.)
![A Tweet that reads “STEPHEN A: Skip I want to ADDRESS this issue.
[BAYLESS nods]
You KNOW I am sensitive to the Holocaust
BAYLESS: Absolutely
STEPHEN A: BUT!”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:yhbdyjij4dsev42ijuvgq4ch/bafkreih6nawglk2jos6o4xplyqguugwevs73imxk64ghjjfabuthcnco7a@jpeg)
This is low-stakes shit but you've mentioned him a few times and I just want to say that this is a truly incredible haircut, no notes.
September 15, 2025 at 5:36 PM
This is low-stakes shit but you've mentioned him a few times and I just want to say that this is a truly incredible haircut, no notes.
I'm sorry but these are pretty clearly both the same guy.
September 15, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm sorry but these are pretty clearly both the same guy.
Living in America right now rules, the guy in charge of health thinks he can tell how sick someone is by looking at them, also his face looks like an old catcher's mitt and he wheezes when he breathes like Immortan Joe. But at least we can't get any packages from Europe!
September 4, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Living in America right now rules, the guy in charge of health thinks he can tell how sick someone is by looking at them, also his face looks like an old catcher's mitt and he wheezes when he breathes like Immortan Joe. But at least we can't get any packages from Europe!
He can’t keep getting away with it!
September 3, 2025 at 8:07 PM
He can’t keep getting away with it!
Best damn band on the planet.
August 24, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Best damn band on the planet.
This shit annoys me so much. They don't like Trump because they think he's a squish who doesn't do enough to make life difficult for non-whites! They don't like the MAGA support of Israel because they hate Jews!
August 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This shit annoys me so much. They don't like Trump because they think he's a squish who doesn't do enough to make life difficult for non-whites! They don't like the MAGA support of Israel because they hate Jews!
The Discourse has never been so perfectly captured as it was by this tweet.
August 1, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The Discourse has never been so perfectly captured as it was by this tweet.
It is good as a society to socially sanction people who engage in anti-social behavior, and we should do more of it, not less.
August 1, 2025 at 1:28 PM
It is good as a society to socially sanction people who engage in anti-social behavior, and we should do more of it, not less.
“The biggest gloves they have. Bigger. So big and heavy that my arms can only dangle limply from my shoulders.”
July 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
“The biggest gloves they have. Bigger. So big and heavy that my arms can only dangle limply from my shoulders.”
Two choices, one obvious, the other idiosyncratic (but that I personally like better.)
May 1, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Two choices, one obvious, the other idiosyncratic (but that I personally like better.)
Magic mushrooms though…
April 29, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Magic mushrooms though…
These people should be studied in a lab.
April 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
These people should be studied in a lab.