I won't endorse until I see it sliced

Show it to us sliced!

I've seen a few of these now, but I've yet to see how these same birds appear after they're sliced (and before they're smothered with gravy).

Not to knock this method, but if you're gonna do it, butterfly the sucker. Borrow your grandma's poultry shears and make the most of that carcass.

Ryan Lizza is gross

"...in terms of material wealth..."

doing a lot of work there

"In other words, what you have been reading about here is not really a scandal about sex, but a scandal about journalistic ethics."

This sequel to Gamergate isn't as good as the original

I only ever bike there, but then I live in Richmond and don't go often. Actually, I only go when the early girl tomatoes start coming in because MM always seems to get the best ones first. Worth the trip up the greenway though.

The fraudsters will just shift to another "cause," and AI is making it harder to cull the wheat from the chaff.

The hatchet is just to ban direct funding links, but that's not going to fly with the user base. So bsky's gonna have to go with smaller blades.

(apologies for torture by metaphor)

Look, if they bring this shit back, I'll wear whatever the fuck they want me to:

Hell, if they bring this back, I'll wear whatever the fuck they want:

And according to census data, roughly 80% of Americans live in cities.

Mine doesn't, and I still filter it first.

I hope it includes the word "chin"

Aimee Mann is a national treasure.

eh it ain't that simple

Thank you, I appreciate that. I'll take a look and see. You have a fine evening and thank you again

(Do people not know Judy Tenuta? I know it's reaching back there, but not as far back as, say, Jonathan Winters. But she was a huge part of the "golden age" of standup, along with women like Roseanne, Rita Rudner, Joan effing Rivers, etc.)