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he/him, cis/het male, left-leaning independent, American, raised Presbyterian/Baptist, weeb. Engages with trolls when bored, forces me to think of new arguments
December 6, 2025 at 10:55 PM
There's this one fitness channel I sub to on youtube, Yellow Dude. His channel is him narrating video essays about various fitness things (usually calisthenics) with drawings of his mascot doing the stuff.
Lately, AI slop has been copying him like f*cking crazy.
Lately, AI slop has been copying him like f*cking crazy.
December 5, 2025 at 10:02 PM
There's this one fitness channel I sub to on youtube, Yellow Dude. His channel is him narrating video essays about various fitness things (usually calisthenics) with drawings of his mascot doing the stuff.
Lately, AI slop has been copying him like f*cking crazy.
Lately, AI slop has been copying him like f*cking crazy.
Semi-complained about this lady again, today. One of her many weirdly aggressive habits is slamming EVERYTHING at all times. One such example are the boxes of cigarettes when they get delivered. Rather than unload the cart like a normal person, she tosses the boxes into the cash wrap.
December 1, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Semi-complained about this lady again, today. One of her many weirdly aggressive habits is slamming EVERYTHING at all times. One such example are the boxes of cigarettes when they get delivered. Rather than unload the cart like a normal person, she tosses the boxes into the cash wrap.
My 11 year old nephew seems to have developed a habit lately of stealing my cologne instead of getting a shower, lately.
I could wonder how long until he realizes that doesn't fool everyone, but I am also curious how long until he realizes the "less is more" rule for body scents.
I could wonder how long until he realizes that doesn't fool everyone, but I am also curious how long until he realizes the "less is more" rule for body scents.
November 29, 2025 at 11:58 PM
My 11 year old nephew seems to have developed a habit lately of stealing my cologne instead of getting a shower, lately.
I could wonder how long until he realizes that doesn't fool everyone, but I am also curious how long until he realizes the "less is more" rule for body scents.
I could wonder how long until he realizes that doesn't fool everyone, but I am also curious how long until he realizes the "less is more" rule for body scents.
Customer: we should have a $3 off coupon
Me: Did you bring it with you?
C: We clipped it.
Me: So you clipped it on our app?
C: Yes.
Me: Mind showing me your app so I can type it in manually?
C: We don't have the app.
I've said before, I have no idea why my customers lie to me so much
Me: Did you bring it with you?
C: We clipped it.
Me: So you clipped it on our app?
C: Yes.
Me: Mind showing me your app so I can type it in manually?
C: We don't have the app.
I've said before, I have no idea why my customers lie to me so much
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Customer: we should have a $3 off coupon
Me: Did you bring it with you?
C: We clipped it.
Me: So you clipped it on our app?
C: Yes.
Me: Mind showing me your app so I can type it in manually?
C: We don't have the app.
I've said before, I have no idea why my customers lie to me so much
Me: Did you bring it with you?
C: We clipped it.
Me: So you clipped it on our app?
C: Yes.
Me: Mind showing me your app so I can type it in manually?
C: We don't have the app.
I've said before, I have no idea why my customers lie to me so much
#richpeopleproblems
A guy couldn't buy his cigarettes because he didn't have his ID. He left it on his *private island* and is p1ssed off at me because I wouldn't sell him tobacco without it and he had to drive all the way here while it is windy
A guy couldn't buy his cigarettes because he didn't have his ID. He left it on his *private island* and is p1ssed off at me because I wouldn't sell him tobacco without it and he had to drive all the way here while it is windy
November 28, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#richpeopleproblems
A guy couldn't buy his cigarettes because he didn't have his ID. He left it on his *private island* and is p1ssed off at me because I wouldn't sell him tobacco without it and he had to drive all the way here while it is windy
A guy couldn't buy his cigarettes because he didn't have his ID. He left it on his *private island* and is p1ssed off at me because I wouldn't sell him tobacco without it and he had to drive all the way here while it is windy
After last week's annually failed housing inspection, our (nery nosy) landlord wanted to come over and take a look. He just came over today (happy Thanksgiving, btw) to inspect the house.
He was VERY happy to see I had already fixed most of the stuff out of pocket instead of letting him pay for it.
He was VERY happy to see I had already fixed most of the stuff out of pocket instead of letting him pay for it.
November 27, 2025 at 4:27 PM
After last week's annually failed housing inspection, our (nery nosy) landlord wanted to come over and take a look. He just came over today (happy Thanksgiving, btw) to inspect the house.
He was VERY happy to see I had already fixed most of the stuff out of pocket instead of letting him pay for it.
He was VERY happy to see I had already fixed most of the stuff out of pocket instead of letting him pay for it.
Can we make it a meme that Republicans hate this guy? A homeless military veteran, refused illegal orders, fought against a fortune 500 company...
Also, this would be AMAZING timing if Capcom randomly announced the remake for Resident Evil 0.
Also, this would be AMAZING timing if Capcom randomly announced the remake for Resident Evil 0.
November 25, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Can we make it a meme that Republicans hate this guy? A homeless military veteran, refused illegal orders, fought against a fortune 500 company...
Also, this would be AMAZING timing if Capcom randomly announced the remake for Resident Evil 0.
Also, this would be AMAZING timing if Capcom randomly announced the remake for Resident Evil 0.
As the snowbirds flock back to town, more and more often i am asked if I have "the coupon book."
Everytime someone asks for it, I always have to hold back from responding with my own question, "when was the last time you've ever seen a cashier keep a coupon book at the register"
Everytime someone asks for it, I always have to hold back from responding with my own question, "when was the last time you've ever seen a cashier keep a coupon book at the register"
November 24, 2025 at 6:45 PM
As the snowbirds flock back to town, more and more often i am asked if I have "the coupon book."
Everytime someone asks for it, I always have to hold back from responding with my own question, "when was the last time you've ever seen a cashier keep a coupon book at the register"
Everytime someone asks for it, I always have to hold back from responding with my own question, "when was the last time you've ever seen a cashier keep a coupon book at the register"
Random fact about me that I remembered today:
When I was in 9th grade, I asked the teacher if the books we read in class could be less depressing.
Before this, we had read Night by Elie Wiesel, and Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
The next thing we read after I asked this was Oedipus Rex.
When I was in 9th grade, I asked the teacher if the books we read in class could be less depressing.
Before this, we had read Night by Elie Wiesel, and Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
The next thing we read after I asked this was Oedipus Rex.
November 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Random fact about me that I remembered today:
When I was in 9th grade, I asked the teacher if the books we read in class could be less depressing.
Before this, we had read Night by Elie Wiesel, and Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
The next thing we read after I asked this was Oedipus Rex.
When I was in 9th grade, I asked the teacher if the books we read in class could be less depressing.
Before this, we had read Night by Elie Wiesel, and Of Mice and Men by John Steinbeck.
The next thing we read after I asked this was Oedipus Rex.
Just saw a customer with a tatoo of the Punisher skull, colored with a confederate flag over it... I'm pretty sure the actual Punisher would hate him. It is REALLY freaking weird that the crowd who uses his logo are oblivious to the fact that they'd be villains in his stories that he brutally kills.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Just saw a customer with a tatoo of the Punisher skull, colored with a confederate flag over it... I'm pretty sure the actual Punisher would hate him. It is REALLY freaking weird that the crowd who uses his logo are oblivious to the fact that they'd be villains in his stories that he brutally kills.
Just got a text message, to quote
"Hey, this is my new number"
Yeah, no. I'm not answering that unless they send another message with a name attached.
"Hey, this is my new number"
Yeah, no. I'm not answering that unless they send another message with a name attached.
November 22, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Just got a text message, to quote
"Hey, this is my new number"
Yeah, no. I'm not answering that unless they send another message with a name attached.
"Hey, this is my new number"
Yeah, no. I'm not answering that unless they send another message with a name attached.
May or may not warm your cockles for a moment: a regular customer of mine who is a HARDCORE Trump supporter just complained to me about how bad the economy is. He didn't name drop Trump, but he is fully aware of how much more things suck this year compared to last year.
November 21, 2025 at 4:26 PM
May or may not warm your cockles for a moment: a regular customer of mine who is a HARDCORE Trump supporter just complained to me about how bad the economy is. He didn't name drop Trump, but he is fully aware of how much more things suck this year compared to last year.
We are DEFINITELY supposed to be given a 30 day notice before the Housing Authority does an inspection, and we are supposed to only have one a year.
Checking our records, our most recent was in January. We also didn't get our notice until 3 days ago. Our landlord didn't know about it, either. Sus.
Checking our records, our most recent was in January. We also didn't get our notice until 3 days ago. Our landlord didn't know about it, either. Sus.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
We are DEFINITELY supposed to be given a 30 day notice before the Housing Authority does an inspection, and we are supposed to only have one a year.
Checking our records, our most recent was in January. We also didn't get our notice until 3 days ago. Our landlord didn't know about it, either. Sus.
Checking our records, our most recent was in January. We also didn't get our notice until 3 days ago. Our landlord didn't know about it, either. Sus.
Just had our annual housing inspection.
Istg these guys are on a quota for calling out issues or something. Every year, the inspector picks out 3 or 4 things that no one has ever cared about before and completely ignore whatever we were busted on last time. He said our front door is too high... wtf
Istg these guys are on a quota for calling out issues or something. Every year, the inspector picks out 3 or 4 things that no one has ever cared about before and completely ignore whatever we were busted on last time. He said our front door is too high... wtf
November 18, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Just had our annual housing inspection.
Istg these guys are on a quota for calling out issues or something. Every year, the inspector picks out 3 or 4 things that no one has ever cared about before and completely ignore whatever we were busted on last time. He said our front door is too high... wtf
Istg these guys are on a quota for calling out issues or something. Every year, the inspector picks out 3 or 4 things that no one has ever cared about before and completely ignore whatever we were busted on last time. He said our front door is too high... wtf
The sky box in my neighborhood failed to load in correctly
November 17, 2025 at 1:24 PM
The sky box in my neighborhood failed to load in correctly
New insult unlocked... that I will not be using and, quite frankly, will make me want to burn your house down if I hear you say it.
Customer was complaining about his tenants needing him to fix things. He referred to them as "the low income people."
Customer was complaining about his tenants needing him to fix things. He referred to them as "the low income people."
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
New insult unlocked... that I will not be using and, quite frankly, will make me want to burn your house down if I hear you say it.
Customer was complaining about his tenants needing him to fix things. He referred to them as "the low income people."
Customer was complaining about his tenants needing him to fix things. He referred to them as "the low income people."
My #Danganronpa2×2 theory! The mastermind is... Shuichi, from V3! He is attempting the end a reboot if the show and is actually giving motives to not kill eachother
November 16, 2025 at 2:07 AM
My #Danganronpa2×2 theory! The mastermind is... Shuichi, from V3! He is attempting the end a reboot if the show and is actually giving motives to not kill eachother
Just had a customer wearing a "remember 9/11" shirt...
My initial thought was: Kid, are you even 9-11? What do you remember?
Second thought: I bet one of your parents made your wear that, huh?
My initial thought was: Kid, are you even 9-11? What do you remember?
Second thought: I bet one of your parents made your wear that, huh?
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Just had a customer wearing a "remember 9/11" shirt...
My initial thought was: Kid, are you even 9-11? What do you remember?
Second thought: I bet one of your parents made your wear that, huh?
My initial thought was: Kid, are you even 9-11? What do you remember?
Second thought: I bet one of your parents made your wear that, huh?
Every time we have ANYTHING to do with your section 8, my mom gets the letter and somehow fails to actually tell us until practically the last minute.
This year, she got the letter weeks ago saying we have an inspection coming up and she didn't even open it until this morning. It is in 3 days.
This year, she got the letter weeks ago saying we have an inspection coming up and she didn't even open it until this morning. It is in 3 days.
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Every time we have ANYTHING to do with your section 8, my mom gets the letter and somehow fails to actually tell us until practically the last minute.
This year, she got the letter weeks ago saying we have an inspection coming up and she didn't even open it until this morning. It is in 3 days.
This year, she got the letter weeks ago saying we have an inspection coming up and she didn't even open it until this morning. It is in 3 days.
Gacha I've been playing for years just released an AI ad.
*sighs*
*sighs*
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Gacha I've been playing for years just released an AI ad.
*sighs*
*sighs*
So... I decided to buy some currency for one of my gacha games.
Went through LootBar, as many youtubers I sub to have recommended and I have used a few times in the past.
Got a text from my bank to confirm it, as happens with international stuff like this.
I say "yes"
My debit card got bricked
Went through LootBar, as many youtubers I sub to have recommended and I have used a few times in the past.
Got a text from my bank to confirm it, as happens with international stuff like this.
I say "yes"
My debit card got bricked
November 11, 2025 at 10:23 PM
So... I decided to buy some currency for one of my gacha games.
Went through LootBar, as many youtubers I sub to have recommended and I have used a few times in the past.
Got a text from my bank to confirm it, as happens with international stuff like this.
I say "yes"
My debit card got bricked
Went through LootBar, as many youtubers I sub to have recommended and I have used a few times in the past.
Got a text from my bank to confirm it, as happens with international stuff like this.
I say "yes"
My debit card got bricked
Everytime some random snowbird tells me that I "wouldn't like snow, it's cold" while they are wearing 3 layers of shirts and a wool beanie in 68°F weather, I can't help but wonder if they are weak or if I'm built different
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Everytime some random snowbird tells me that I "wouldn't like snow, it's cold" while they are wearing 3 layers of shirts and a wool beanie in 68°F weather, I can't help but wonder if they are weak or if I'm built different
I've said before and I will say it again
To all of the tourists who go on vacation and decide you no longer have consequences, I truly hope you get into a non-fatal car crash and lose all ability to travel during your vacation.
To all of the tourists who go on vacation and decide you no longer have consequences, I truly hope you get into a non-fatal car crash and lose all ability to travel during your vacation.
November 9, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I've said before and I will say it again
To all of the tourists who go on vacation and decide you no longer have consequences, I truly hope you get into a non-fatal car crash and lose all ability to travel during your vacation.
To all of the tourists who go on vacation and decide you no longer have consequences, I truly hope you get into a non-fatal car crash and lose all ability to travel during your vacation.
The number one thing I most frequently have to bite my tongue to keep from saying to customers:
Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but I have a very small counter, it isn't a conveyor belt and there is no bagger. Stop mixing new stuff with scanned stuff and slow down so I can bag your things.
Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but I have a very small counter, it isn't a conveyor belt and there is no bagger. Stop mixing new stuff with scanned stuff and slow down so I can bag your things.
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 PM
The number one thing I most frequently have to bite my tongue to keep from saying to customers:
Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but I have a very small counter, it isn't a conveyor belt and there is no bagger. Stop mixing new stuff with scanned stuff and slow down so I can bag your things.
Hey, I don't know if you noticed, but I have a very small counter, it isn't a conveyor belt and there is no bagger. Stop mixing new stuff with scanned stuff and slow down so I can bag your things.