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@funkybork.bsky.social
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she/her / Seattle / Here for Big Brother, Survivor, and all the other Reality TV mess 🫡
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Was so excited to see @robhasapodcast.bsky.social on my flight!!! 🤭
August 19, 2025 at 1:57 PM
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some great poetry happening over on the BB Facebook group #bb27
August 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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July 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Girl BYE 🍅🍅🍅
July 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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And when it’s her 🤭
July 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Last night I met someone from Oklahoma so I showed her this photo and filled her in on the baby mama lore 💀💀 #bb27
July 18, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Catching up on this 😎 Still trying to decide if I should cross off the crash out box or not…. Hmmmm #bb27
July 18, 2025 at 7:08 AM
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the late feeds crew 😇 #bb27
July 14, 2025 at 7:40 AM
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Oh god oh fuck the mastermind hacked into the photo of me and Hisam from the watch party 😵‍💫 #bbsky
July 13, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Awww guys look, the mastermind is a Piggy Pal! #bbsky
July 13, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Updated this!
July 13, 2025 at 5:09 AM
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The boomers on Facebook are all being super normal after the premiere 😵‍💫 #bbsky #bb27
July 11, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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They had BB inspired drinks last night at the Seattle Watch Party!! #bbsky
July 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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July 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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she would’ve looked so cute with a little monocle and beret. nobody talk to me 💔 #bbsky #bb27
July 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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ok yall here is my bb27 bingo card 🙏 #bbsky #bb27
Bingo card that says "@FunkyBork's bb27 Bingo" at the top with a graphic of a beach acting as a banner. Then, in order from left to right starting with the top left box, the boxes are as follows. Somebody crashes out within the first 2 weeks. House Meeting. AI Arena returns, either with the same name or different name, TMZ article, morgan wallen fan (displeased emoji), hide and go veto (pls), someone flops in the spelling comp, someone makes a meal that looks super sus, julie brings back bobianna, zingbot roasts someone way worse than anyone else, a blonde texan, spouse/family member of a former houseguest, a photo of zingbot in the middle box acting as the 'free space', former houseguest returns to host a comp, cbs plugs some random new show and the hg fake reactions, queer romance (please) someone keeps their job a secret, someone says they want to play a dan gheesling game, some new version of jankie week (outside all week), house design is actually not terrible, bluesky user <3, NO COPS!, tik-tok influencer, someone from new jersey, at least one of the players has been on tv before.
June 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Jag posted this on his Instagram! I don’t think there’s an event link otherwise but I’ll be there! Seattle never gets shit like this lol
June 28, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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thank god we are finally free #survivor48 #survivor
May 22, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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mewing on the jury bench because he’s so stressed about honor and integrity #Survivor48
May 1, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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yall already KNOW who I’m rooting for😍
April 13, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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bring her back for 50 or give me death! #Survivor48
April 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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this scene of Piper and her weird ass brother on the bed….. #whitelotus
March 31, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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This one from the LA times!
www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
March 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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ok bloomfs has anyone else’s Bluesky been struggling the past day or so?? I can only scroll a small amount before this pops up and it won’t go away
March 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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here she is in all her glory!! it’s two moissanite triangles stacked together 🥹🥰
March 20, 2025 at 11:43 PM