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funky025.bsky.social
Funky Køng
@funky025.bsky.social
Him/He
luxrayspl.bsky.social 🐑💙
Low-Mid Level OCE Splatoon Player:
Frontline for Rabbit Hole, ~D4
IGN: ⬦¬ Funky
https://sendou.ink/u/funky025


“I don’t know what everyone wants me to be, I only know just how to be me” - Donkey Kong TV Show
40 days until I see my girlfriend in person
41 days until I see my boyfriend in person
42 days until I see my girlfriend in person
November 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Hearing them again makes me feel at home
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM
42 days until I see my girlfriend in person
43 days until I see my boyfriend in person
44 days until I see my girlfriend in person
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
44 days until I see my girlfriend in person
45 days until I see my boyfriend in person
46 days until I see my girlfriend in person
November 26, 2025 at 8:39 AM
7/8 hours may not seem like a lot, but for me it is 💔
November 25, 2025 at 8:41 AM
46 days until I see my girlfriend in person
47 days left until I see my boyfriend in person
48 days left until I see my girlfriend in person
November 24, 2025 at 2:48 AM
48 days left until I see my girlfriend in person
49 days left until I see my boyfriend in person
50 days left until I see my girlfriend in person
November 21, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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so about the mega zeraora reveal
November 19, 2025 at 2:34 PM
50 days left until I see my girlfriend in person
51 days left until I see my boyfriend in person
November 19, 2025 at 2:15 PM
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you will never reach the banana if you do not have the courage to climb
November 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
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🥇🦐 Tristrike Tuesdays NA #47 🥇🦐

@asutoisntokay.bsky.social
@meetboy13.bsky.social
@redeye501.bsky.social
@funky025.bsky.social

GGs to everyone we versed!
November 5, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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"Quaxly" won Abandon Ship #23 after 4+ hours and an insane bracket reset! Quaxly is tired now... 🦆🦆🦆

@jazzspl.bsky.social - "Did someone say vac?"
@redeye501.bsky.social - Zooka 🐐
@meetboy13.bsky.social - :thinkQuack:
@maractuscactus.bsky.social - Dread'd

GGs to everyone we versed!
November 4, 2025 at 6:47 AM
@luxrayspl.bsky.social First obstacle of the game btw
October 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Behind every overdressed girlfriend is an underdressed boyfriend
October 9, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Buff Glooga Dualies, Decav and Stamper are too broken
October 6, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I dont think people should be happy about liter starting to see use. The weapon is not healthy for the game, even if the maps were better designed.
October 5, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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The way I guessed this part of connections
October 1, 2025 at 2:20 PM
September 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
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KRILL SWOLE ARE YOUR CORAL CLASH LOW TIDE #27 CHAMPIONS!! 🏆🥇🦐🐇

@jazzspl.bsky.social - "I died to mid-air"
@meetboy13.bsky.social - Got told to not feed
@redeye501.bsky.social - "I can't speak words"
@funky025.bsky.social - Nobody opened the garage 🙏

GGs to everyone we versed!
September 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Maybe enperry isn’t so bad after all…
September 13, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“LJs & Breads vouch for Level Up” Won Green Sea Pickles #3!!
Ggs to all we faced tonight
LJ - All glory to God ✝️
Bread - 67
SSKarot - Blaster Goat
Funky - More 3rd Kits 🙏🙏
September 12, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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love is beautiful
September 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
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I was losing my mind a bit during the peak of the sws discussion.
August 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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We did it gang, we won FTIU!!!
FINALLY!! 🏅🏆🥇

Thank you to my teammates:
AJ: “Number 15”
EK: “3 looking at me”
Layden: “Remember to get a bag”
Snail: “I’m sorry Dasmii!”

And thank you to @upsplatoon.bsky.social for hosting FTIU

We’ll see you on the flip side with other tourneys >:3
August 23, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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FA Post 🗣 #compsplatoon (link to my sendou page in bio and @cannedtuuna on discord)
August 21, 2025 at 8:39 AM