Morgan Ross
@funknelson.bsky.social
Seattle nerd dad. I like riding bikes. he/him
The dementia-addled reality television host will kill us all.
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 AM
The dementia-addled reality television host will kill us all.
Life goal accomplished: a 100 mile bike ride.
I am le tired…
I am le tired…
September 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Life goal accomplished: a 100 mile bike ride.
I am le tired…
I am le tired…
Think I outdid myself this year with my fantasy football avatar.
September 8, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Think I outdid myself this year with my fantasy football avatar.
Had to come pay my respects to the weird Interbay rusty cage path before it got ripped up.
Pretty sure this is what Soundgarden was singing about.
Pretty sure this is what Soundgarden was singing about.
August 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Had to come pay my respects to the weird Interbay rusty cage path before it got ripped up.
Pretty sure this is what Soundgarden was singing about.
Pretty sure this is what Soundgarden was singing about.
Pleasant day for a bike ride.
520 east -> Sammamish River Trail -> BGT. Start and end at Husky Stadium.
520 east -> Sammamish River Trail -> BGT. Start and end at Husky Stadium.
August 17, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Pleasant day for a bike ride.
520 east -> Sammamish River Trail -> BGT. Start and end at Husky Stadium.
520 east -> Sammamish River Trail -> BGT. Start and end at Husky Stadium.
A classic in every sense of the word.
August 13, 2025 at 3:45 AM
A classic in every sense of the word.
The ride from West Seattle to Pioneer Square at night is a vibe. Normally I’m on autopilot and not really perceiving it.
August 12, 2025 at 6:52 AM
The ride from West Seattle to Pioneer Square at night is a vibe. Normally I’m on autopilot and not really perceiving it.
This route rules so much* when the homestretch is a car-free Lake Washington Blvd.
(*except the bits by The Landing and along Rainier/Seward Park Ave, moar bike lanes please)
(*except the bits by The Landing and along Rainier/Seward Park Ave, moar bike lanes please)
August 11, 2025 at 1:16 AM
This route rules so much* when the homestretch is a car-free Lake Washington Blvd.
(*except the bits by The Landing and along Rainier/Seward Park Ave, moar bike lanes please)
(*except the bits by The Landing and along Rainier/Seward Park Ave, moar bike lanes please)
Took my daughter to Seattle’s new waterfront playground. Really nice climbing structures and that slide is legit.
Also crowded as fuck (but that’s a good look for the waterfront).
Also crowded as fuck (but that’s a good look for the waterfront).
July 26, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Took my daughter to Seattle’s new waterfront playground. Really nice climbing structures and that slide is legit.
Also crowded as fuck (but that’s a good look for the waterfront).
Also crowded as fuck (but that’s a good look for the waterfront).
Just encountered a kid’s lemonade stand that accepted Venmo.
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Just encountered a kid’s lemonade stand that accepted Venmo.
MY BLUE HEAVEN and NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, my favorite two forgotten '90s comedies.
July 21, 2025 at 4:38 AM
MY BLUE HEAVEN and NOTHING BUT TROUBLE, my favorite two forgotten '90s comedies.
Lake Washington Blvd should be car-free every single day of the year.
Fully radicalized on this.
Fully radicalized on this.
July 13, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Lake Washington Blvd should be car-free every single day of the year.
Fully radicalized on this.
Fully radicalized on this.
Bakkie bags are awesome!
July 8, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Bakkie bags are awesome!
Towed my daughter’s bike down to Lake Washington to practice riding without training wheels. I absolutely love when this road is closed off to
cars.
cars.
June 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Towed my daughter’s bike down to Lake Washington to practice riding without training wheels. I absolutely love when this road is closed off to
cars.
cars.
Ummm, this doesn't look good. Basically every major internet service is spiking on Down Detector.
June 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Ummm, this doesn't look good. Basically every major internet service is spiking on Down Detector.
Nice day in a nice city.
May 29, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Nice day in a nice city.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
May 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
Long line of cars stuck on 520
westbound. Seems pretty lame, and then I remembered they’re paying a toll to be stuck there. Ew.
westbound. Seems pretty lame, and then I remembered they’re paying a toll to be stuck there. Ew.
May 15, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Long line of cars stuck on 520
westbound. Seems pretty lame, and then I remembered they’re paying a toll to be stuck there. Ew.
westbound. Seems pretty lame, and then I remembered they’re paying a toll to be stuck there. Ew.
Seattle bike hivemind: I was riding from South Park to Georgetown this weekend and didn't realize there was construction on Marginal. There used to be a bike lane here and I know a fancy new trail is eventually going to connect to the bridge but right now it's super dangerous.
What's a good detour?
What's a good detour?
May 12, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Seattle bike hivemind: I was riding from South Park to Georgetown this weekend and didn't realize there was construction on Marginal. There used to be a bike lane here and I know a fancy new trail is eventually going to connect to the bridge but right now it's super dangerous.
What's a good detour?
What's a good detour?
I don’t have cats but I buy food for my family all the time without a car. I can haul several gallons of milk, in fact.
May 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
I don’t have cats but I buy food for my family all the time without a car. I can haul several gallons of milk, in fact.
The Elliot Bay trail closure at Myrtle Edwards park is a bit of a bummer but this sunset made up for it.
May 1, 2025 at 2:48 AM
The Elliot Bay trail closure at Myrtle Edwards park is a bit of a bummer but this sunset made up for it.
I dig this chess-themed mini park in Rainier Beach.
April 26, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I dig this chess-themed mini park in Rainier Beach.