Funk85
@funk85.bsky.social
West coast mom, wife, and person.
Black and white thinker trying to understand the grey/gray.
AuDHD
Scout mom
Dance mom
Doodle mom
Gamer mom
Canadian
BC FV 🏔️
Black and white thinker trying to understand the grey/gray.
AuDHD
Scout mom
Dance mom
Doodle mom
Gamer mom
Canadian
BC FV 🏔️
August 23, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When ppl say you dodged a bullet:
Actually, I didn’t. The bullet hit me from behind, tore through multiple vital organs, leaving shrapnel in its path.
Actually, I didn’t. The bullet hit me from behind, tore through multiple vital organs, leaving shrapnel in its path.
August 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
When ppl say you dodged a bullet:
Actually, I didn’t. The bullet hit me from behind, tore through multiple vital organs, leaving shrapnel in its path.
Actually, I didn’t. The bullet hit me from behind, tore through multiple vital organs, leaving shrapnel in its path.
Why is it
“my wife won’t let me go to the strippers”
and not
“out of respect for my marriage I choose not to pay for sexual favours.”
PS in 🇨🇦 they are 100% bare
“my wife won’t let me go to the strippers”
and not
“out of respect for my marriage I choose not to pay for sexual favours.”
PS in 🇨🇦 they are 100% bare
July 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Why is it
“my wife won’t let me go to the strippers”
and not
“out of respect for my marriage I choose not to pay for sexual favours.”
PS in 🇨🇦 they are 100% bare
“my wife won’t let me go to the strippers”
and not
“out of respect for my marriage I choose not to pay for sexual favours.”
PS in 🇨🇦 they are 100% bare
This sucks.
My mom found out she has a brain tumour after having spasms in her hand. She is in hospital waiting on test results.
It’s surreal. Still processing. I don’t have enough info to react and I’m not sure what to do next.
My mom found out she has a brain tumour after having spasms in her hand. She is in hospital waiting on test results.
It’s surreal. Still processing. I don’t have enough info to react and I’m not sure what to do next.
June 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
This sucks.
My mom found out she has a brain tumour after having spasms in her hand. She is in hospital waiting on test results.
It’s surreal. Still processing. I don’t have enough info to react and I’m not sure what to do next.
My mom found out she has a brain tumour after having spasms in her hand. She is in hospital waiting on test results.
It’s surreal. Still processing. I don’t have enough info to react and I’m not sure what to do next.
May 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I get so confused when ppl throw out the word “woke” like it’s a bad thing. Each time my brain has to explain (to itself) the reasons people hate like I’m back in grade school.
Welcoming
Open minded
Kind
Empathetic
I’m proud to be called WOKE and I strive to be exactly this! Shouldn’t you?
Welcoming
Open minded
Kind
Empathetic
I’m proud to be called WOKE and I strive to be exactly this! Shouldn’t you?
May 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I get so confused when ppl throw out the word “woke” like it’s a bad thing. Each time my brain has to explain (to itself) the reasons people hate like I’m back in grade school.
Welcoming
Open minded
Kind
Empathetic
I’m proud to be called WOKE and I strive to be exactly this! Shouldn’t you?
Welcoming
Open minded
Kind
Empathetic
I’m proud to be called WOKE and I strive to be exactly this! Shouldn’t you?
Frustrated having to take the moral high ground. I like hearing both sides of the debate so I haven’t blocked anyone, but why oh why do they need to post so much hate?
In this conservative stronghold I understand being concerned about federal spending.
But Libertard? Woke?
Discuss, not diss!
In this conservative stronghold I understand being concerned about federal spending.
But Libertard? Woke?
Discuss, not diss!
April 29, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Frustrated having to take the moral high ground. I like hearing both sides of the debate so I haven’t blocked anyone, but why oh why do they need to post so much hate?
In this conservative stronghold I understand being concerned about federal spending.
But Libertard? Woke?
Discuss, not diss!
In this conservative stronghold I understand being concerned about federal spending.
But Libertard? Woke?
Discuss, not diss!
thinking of going on bluesky to make a post about voting today but I find it so confusing. Go team red if you’re in Canada but definitely blue if you’re in the United States but team orange in Canada is good but team orange in the United States is part of team red and either way needs to go…
April 29, 2025 at 1:08 AM
thinking of going on bluesky to make a post about voting today but I find it so confusing. Go team red if you’re in Canada but definitely blue if you’re in the United States but team orange in Canada is good but team orange in the United States is part of team red and either way needs to go…
VOTED in BC!!
Hoping we can turn our city red (Canada red) with this election. Our town has been a blue Fortress since I’ve been old enough to vote 20+ years ago.
Hoping we can turn our city red (Canada red) with this election. Our town has been a blue Fortress since I’ve been old enough to vote 20+ years ago.
April 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
VOTED in BC!!
Hoping we can turn our city red (Canada red) with this election. Our town has been a blue Fortress since I’ve been old enough to vote 20+ years ago.
Hoping we can turn our city red (Canada red) with this election. Our town has been a blue Fortress since I’ve been old enough to vote 20+ years ago.
I’m sorry for the long waitlist for Emotional support Canadians
Hockey season hasn’t ended yet
Hockey season hasn’t ended yet
April 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I’m sorry for the long waitlist for Emotional support Canadians
Hockey season hasn’t ended yet
Hockey season hasn’t ended yet
Our city has been hit with a threat of school shooting. It’s probably a hoax.
Then I got a call from the principal stating well it’s likely a hoax; There is a list of targets, and my son‘s name is on it.
It’s hard to write something off as a hoax when they say your kids name. This is scary.
Then I got a call from the principal stating well it’s likely a hoax; There is a list of targets, and my son‘s name is on it.
It’s hard to write something off as a hoax when they say your kids name. This is scary.
April 7, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Our city has been hit with a threat of school shooting. It’s probably a hoax.
Then I got a call from the principal stating well it’s likely a hoax; There is a list of targets, and my son‘s name is on it.
It’s hard to write something off as a hoax when they say your kids name. This is scary.
Then I got a call from the principal stating well it’s likely a hoax; There is a list of targets, and my son‘s name is on it.
It’s hard to write something off as a hoax when they say your kids name. This is scary.
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Canada's educating Georgia.
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March 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Canada's educating Georgia.
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I often switch between liberal and NDP depending on the local candidate and if federal versus provincial election. But for my area, this is the reason that the conservatives always win. If NDP and liberal votes were combined we would’ve beat them in the last election.
March 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I often switch between liberal and NDP depending on the local candidate and if federal versus provincial election. But for my area, this is the reason that the conservatives always win. If NDP and liberal votes were combined we would’ve beat them in the last election.
When, not if. Elbows up
My meeting with the Council on Canada-U.S. Relations was focused on keeping Canada’s economy strong in the face of unjust tariffs.
We’re ready to engage with the U.S. on a comprehensive negotiation — when Canada is shown respect as a sovereign nation.
We’re ready to engage with the U.S. on a comprehensive negotiation — when Canada is shown respect as a sovereign nation.
March 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
When, not if. Elbows up
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Building a stronger Canada can only happen in full partnership with First Nations, Inuit, and Métis.
Thank you to the leaders of the National Indigenous Organizations for a productive and wide-ranging discussion today. It is the first of many.
Thank you to the leaders of the National Indigenous Organizations for a productive and wide-ranging discussion today. It is the first of many.
March 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Building a stronger Canada can only happen in full partnership with First Nations, Inuit, and Métis.
Thank you to the leaders of the National Indigenous Organizations for a productive and wide-ranging discussion today. It is the first of many.
Thank you to the leaders of the National Indigenous Organizations for a productive and wide-ranging discussion today. It is the first of many.
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That’s what we did in just nine days.
Let’s keep building, together.
Let’s keep building, together.
March 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
That’s what we did in just nine days.
Let’s keep building, together.
Let’s keep building, together.
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I have just asked the Governor General to dissolve Parliament and call a federal election on April 28.
We need to build the strongest economy in the G7. We need to deal with President Trump’s tariffs. Canadians deserve a choice about who should lead that effort for our country.
We need to build the strongest economy in the G7. We need to deal with President Trump’s tariffs. Canadians deserve a choice about who should lead that effort for our country.
March 23, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I have just asked the Governor General to dissolve Parliament and call a federal election on April 28.
We need to build the strongest economy in the G7. We need to deal with President Trump’s tariffs. Canadians deserve a choice about who should lead that effort for our country.
We need to build the strongest economy in the G7. We need to deal with President Trump’s tariffs. Canadians deserve a choice about who should lead that effort for our country.
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This video also had me thinking on these lines bsky.app/profile/mark...
March 23, 2025 at 4:39 PM
This video also had me thinking on these lines bsky.app/profile/mark...
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Poor Elon can't catch a break. Tesla stock is down, people are holding protests at his dealerships and even Donald Trump volunteering as a car salesman from the White House isn't helping auto sales.
Vancouver Is Awesome (real name) is reporting awesome news....that Tesla and the Swasticar have…
Vancouver Is Awesome (real name) is reporting awesome news....that Tesla and the Swasticar have…
Tesla REMOVED From Vancouver International Auto Show
Poor Elon can't catch a break. Tesla stock is down, people are holding protests at his dealerships and even Donald Trump volunteering as a car salesman from the White House isn't helping auto sales.
Vancouver Is Awesome (real name) is reporting awesome news....that Tesla and the Swasticar have been removed from the Vancouver International Auto Show.
The hits keep coming. Womp Womp.
The decision to remove them from the show was announced Tuesday afternoon, just days before the show takes place.
In a statement, they explained that Tesla were given "multiple chances to voluntarily withdraw from the show." but didn't want to. So, they decided to uninvite them due to their "primary concern is the safety of attendees, exhibitors, and staff. This decision will ensure all attendees can be solely focused on enjoying the many positive elements of the event."
read more
crooksandliars.com
March 21, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Poor Elon can't catch a break. Tesla stock is down, people are holding protests at his dealerships and even Donald Trump volunteering as a car salesman from the White House isn't helping auto sales.
Vancouver Is Awesome (real name) is reporting awesome news....that Tesla and the Swasticar have…
Vancouver Is Awesome (real name) is reporting awesome news....that Tesla and the Swasticar have…
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This was delicious. Reports are saying Canada is making energy deals with Blue states while responding with tariffs on Red states.
March 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
This was delicious. Reports are saying Canada is making energy deals with Blue states while responding with tariffs on Red states.
Dance show weekend and I have less than 3 hours to finish a prop…
Of course it will only take 30 mins so it’s still too soon for that ADHD adrenaline rush to kick in 🤣🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
🐿️
Of course it will only take 30 mins so it’s still too soon for that ADHD adrenaline rush to kick in 🤣🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
🐿️
February 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Dance show weekend and I have less than 3 hours to finish a prop…
Of course it will only take 30 mins so it’s still too soon for that ADHD adrenaline rush to kick in 🤣🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
🐿️
Of course it will only take 30 mins so it’s still too soon for that ADHD adrenaline rush to kick in 🤣🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
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I am Canadian.
I am so confused that anybody would want to start down this path.
How is it possible to believe half the “facts” are so different in their minds then I’ve read from credible sources.
I’m checking out to enjoy the valleys first snow day… peace everyone ✌️
❄️ Buy local ❄️
I am so confused that anybody would want to start down this path.
How is it possible to believe half the “facts” are so different in their minds then I’ve read from credible sources.
I’m checking out to enjoy the valleys first snow day… peace everyone ✌️
❄️ Buy local ❄️
February 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I am Canadian.
I am so confused that anybody would want to start down this path.
How is it possible to believe half the “facts” are so different in their minds then I’ve read from credible sources.
I’m checking out to enjoy the valleys first snow day… peace everyone ✌️
❄️ Buy local ❄️
I am so confused that anybody would want to start down this path.
How is it possible to believe half the “facts” are so different in their minds then I’ve read from credible sources.
I’m checking out to enjoy the valleys first snow day… peace everyone ✌️
❄️ Buy local ❄️
My 15 yr old son was invited to a birthday party sleepover. This is the first invite in years… I can’t remember the last one. I’m so ridiculously happy I could cry ☺️😅
January 22, 2025 at 4:47 AM
My 15 yr old son was invited to a birthday party sleepover. This is the first invite in years… I can’t remember the last one. I’m so ridiculously happy I could cry ☺️😅