Fulham Fruits
@fulhamfruits.bsky.social
Up The Shaggin’ Whites 🖤🤍❤️
Bertie, Bertie, Bertie … GET OUT THE CAB
“A stupid man's report of what a clever man says can never be accurate, because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand.”
— Bertrand Russell
— Bertrand Russell
December 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Bertie, Bertie, Bertie … GET OUT THE CAB
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- Al, get yourself a haircut. You look ridiculous.
- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
#PoliceSquad
- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
#PoliceSquad
November 25, 2025 at 12:05 PM
- Al, get yourself a haircut. You look ridiculous.
- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
#PoliceSquad
- Sorry, Captain, I was just trying something different
#PoliceSquad
Howling tinnitus and out of date Poundstretcher hummus in musical form, respectively
The latest releases from Florence and the Machine and Mumford and Sons should spell the end of their commercial success. And rightly so
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Howling tinnitus and out of date Poundstretcher hummus in musical form, respectively
“Kieran Mishchuk, an 18-year-old who won Reform UK’s first seat on Swale borough council, had got out of bed before 7am to travel to the conference”. The absolute state of journalism in the UK - or is it subtle sarcasm? 🙄 🤷🏼
‘Such a vibrant feeling’: Reform UK devotees gather at party conference
Atmosphere of jubilation takes hold as the Farage faithful don union flags and enjoy their ‘unity of purpose’
www.theguardian.com
September 7, 2025 at 10:27 AM
“Kieran Mishchuk, an 18-year-old who won Reform UK’s first seat on Swale borough council, had got out of bed before 7am to travel to the conference”. The absolute state of journalism in the UK - or is it subtle sarcasm? 🙄 🤷🏼
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this might be the best celebration ever 🎉 🏆 #Lionesses #Euro2025
July 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
this might be the best celebration ever 🎉 🏆 #Lionesses #Euro2025
First time that reading a post has made me pre-diabetic
I have a Greggs breakfast every weekday morning. Sausage sarnie, hash browns, large latte and the occasional caramel donut. I alternate each day between the three Greggs stores in the town centre so the staff don't form opinions on me.
June 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
First time that reading a post has made me pre-diabetic
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🎙️ WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE BRENTFORD NET?
Join the lap of honour for our Welsh Wizard and TC as we also answer Qs like: ‘have Brentford ever been in Europe?’ and ‘what links Moore, Best & Pogrebnyak?’
▪️ @samdymond.bsky.social
▪️ @cottagetactico.bsky.social
▪️ John Clarke
Link below ⬇️
Join the lap of honour for our Welsh Wizard and TC as we also answer Qs like: ‘have Brentford ever been in Europe?’ and ‘what links Moore, Best & Pogrebnyak?’
▪️ @samdymond.bsky.social
▪️ @cottagetactico.bsky.social
▪️ John Clarke
Link below ⬇️
May 20, 2025 at 8:01 AM
🎙️ WHO PUT THE BALL IN THE BRENTFORD NET?
Join the lap of honour for our Welsh Wizard and TC as we also answer Qs like: ‘have Brentford ever been in Europe?’ and ‘what links Moore, Best & Pogrebnyak?’
▪️ @samdymond.bsky.social
▪️ @cottagetactico.bsky.social
▪️ John Clarke
Link below ⬇️
Join the lap of honour for our Welsh Wizard and TC as we also answer Qs like: ‘have Brentford ever been in Europe?’ and ‘what links Moore, Best & Pogrebnyak?’
▪️ @samdymond.bsky.social
▪️ @cottagetactico.bsky.social
▪️ John Clarke
Link below ⬇️
Thank you for raisin this #stronghumour
Labour losing one of its safest seats shows what happens when a government cuts disability benefits and winter fuel payments, keeps the two-child benefit cap, and panders to anti-migrant rhetoric:
Reform wins and always will.
This isn’t the change people voted for and it shows.
Reform wins and always will.
This isn’t the change people voted for and it shows.
May 2, 2025 at 10:35 AM
Thank you for raisin this #stronghumour
Next up, it’s 38 Persians with their improbable new track, “Tariffic Vibes”
Trump on imams: "I said, 'Do you want to die?' They said, 'We don't want to die.' I said, 'What about the 38 virgins?' They said, 'That's nonsense! We don't know anything about it.' And we won the state of Michigan."
May 1, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Next up, it’s 38 Persians with their improbable new track, “Tariffic Vibes”
Terribly sad to hear of the passing of Mike Peters of The Alarm. What a star - a genuinely lovely bloke, great musician and a real fighter. RIP. As he always said - Love, Hope, Strength ⭐️💙
April 29, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Terribly sad to hear of the passing of Mike Peters of The Alarm. What a star - a genuinely lovely bloke, great musician and a real fighter. RIP. As he always said - Love, Hope, Strength ⭐️💙
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Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!
April 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Hey! It’s Enrico Pallazzo!
Charlie Tango Teakettle Barbeque CHHHHHHHHH
April 23, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Charlie Tango Teakettle Barbeque CHHHHHHHHH
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🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
March 31, 2025 at 9:35 PM
🎶 Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
Watch us wreck the mic
Watch us wreck the mic 🎶
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PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! 👇🏼⭐️
April 5, 2025 at 10:40 AM
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT! 👇🏼⭐️
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The original Father Ted, played by co-creator Arthur Mathews, interviewed in In Dublin in 1991, four years before Dermot Morgan took on the role for the hit Channel 4 sitcom. I’m prepping a 30th anniversary feature for The Irish Times. Expect more trivia.
April 2, 2025 at 9:14 AM
The original Father Ted, played by co-creator Arthur Mathews, interviewed in In Dublin in 1991, four years before Dermot Morgan took on the role for the hit Channel 4 sitcom. I’m prepping a 30th anniversary feature for The Irish Times. Expect more trivia.
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We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.
April 3, 2025 at 3:16 AM
We need to dispel some rumors. There is ZERO fentanyl trafficking on both of our HIMI islands. In fact, while our Gentoo penguins can travel hundreds of miles to bring partners their favorite pebble, they are incapable and unwilling of carrying even an ounce of illicit drugs.