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I used to be intolerable on that other Hellscape; Now I’m intolerable here 😌 FDT 🖕🏻 Anti Fascist ✊🏻 Fierce AF Ally 🖤🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Palestine is still not free 🇵🇸
Pinned
Revenge body but it’s all the men buried in my backyard
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After exhausting all other options, I’ve decided to lose my shit.
November 15, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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it might seem surprising that the people who said “look, let trans people live their lives, but i have Reasonable Concerns about sports and toilets” aren’t up in arms about this, but what you have to remember is that those people who said that are liars who were lying
December 6, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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Are there any good deals available out there for an inspirational wood chipper?
December 5, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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Mike Johnson’s entire worldview is a time machine back to the 1950s and somehow his wife hit the gas pedal. This is what happens when MAGA convinces itself that misogyny is a family value.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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*Googles directions how to get out of my own head
December 5, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Sleigh, bells… they ring, are you, listening…
In, the lane… the snow, it is, glistening…
It’s a, beautiful sight,
We, are all, so, happy… tonight.

-Walken, In a Winter Wonderland
November 27, 2024 at 7:54 PM
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ask your doctor if lying down in the forest to be consumed by the earth is right for you
November 19, 2025 at 6:10 AM
For Black Friday, I’m buying my medication.

Fa la la la la la la la (medicinally induced) la-botomy
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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sweet jesus
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
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“You better watch out” ok I’m on it. “You better not cry” now hold on a minute. Surely there must be something else
November 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Now I wanna fight
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Santa is a billionaire, hear me out:

Santa saying in “The Year Without a Santa Claus” that he is “due a vacation” is WILD. My guy works ONE MONTH a year!

Exploits Elven (Elvish? I don’t know Elf pronouns, I apologize) workers for all the real work.
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
My life is just FULL of excitement!

Sorry, I meant excrement. It’s.. full of excrement.
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Everything is a grift in Trumpworld.
November 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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pony: is this your card?
me: yes! cool trick!
pony: thanks
me: can you do any others?
pony: *sighs* no
November 16, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Got conjunctivitis in my 3rd eye cuz they shit all over my vibe
November 12, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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As we get stupider, socks won’t just be marked R and L but also FOOT
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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It is 1998. I am at the kitchen table writing Batman fanfic but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal

It is 2025. I am at the kitchen table writing a canonical Bat-book but I keep getting distracted by breaking news about a Bill Clinton sex scandal
November 15, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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In the 1950s, an average working man could buy this house, cover the cost of hosting motel guests, and still support a family with a parent at home.
November 15, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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A roll-on anti-aging serum, call it Deolderant
November 14, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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Non-Illinois folks never seem to know this, but Abraham Lincoln wasn’t just president — he was also a noted vampire hunter.
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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NARRATOR [Morgan Freeman voice]: But they continued robbing him.
Morgan Freeman is taking legal action over AI clones of his voice

"I'm a little pissed off ... don’t mimic me with falseness. I don’t appreciate it and I get paid for doing stuff like that, so if you’re gonna do it without me, you're robbing me"

(via Guardian)
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM