had to do 20 questions as an exercise in Spanish class. I was guessing who I was, the answer was the Grinch. One question I asked was “tengo que trabajdor” (“do I have to work”). Mixed responses, think it’s no; the Grinch doesn’t file a 1099 or W2?
December 4, 2025 at 1:09 AM
had to do 20 questions as an exercise in Spanish class. I was guessing who I was, the answer was the Grinch. One question I asked was “tengo que trabajdor” (“do I have to work”). Mixed responses, think it’s no; the Grinch doesn’t file a 1099 or W2?
went EWR-SFO this month. Person next to me told me they’re some high level Google employee and asked me about AI. Told them I don’t have a use case and correcting errors takes more effort than me doing the job correctly the first time. Someone wasn’t happy with that 🤭
November 21, 2025 at 6:41 PM
went EWR-SFO this month. Person next to me told me they’re some high level Google employee and asked me about AI. Told them I don’t have a use case and correcting errors takes more effort than me doing the job correctly the first time. Someone wasn’t happy with that 🤭
needed the eleventh floor and got in an elevator that only goes to ten. feeling like I’m in an alanis morisette song
October 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
needed the eleventh floor and got in an elevator that only goes to ten. feeling like I’m in an alanis morisette song
I love living in a city where this is the first thing I see when walking out my front door
October 26, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I love living in a city where this is the first thing I see when walking out my front door
woke up with a big smile on my face and cannolis on my mind
October 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
woke up with a big smile on my face and cannolis on my mind
I wonder where I can find a sandwich
October 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
I wonder where I can find a sandwich
Anyone else a major overthinker when it comes to normal purchases... I have an iPhone Xs Max that I'm thinking of upgrading, had it for 7 years so thinking of my five-year useful life for the newest model to see my own personal financial impact. Help me stop overthinking 😭😭😭
October 4, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Anyone else a major overthinker when it comes to normal purchases... I have an iPhone Xs Max that I'm thinking of upgrading, had it for 7 years so thinking of my five-year useful life for the newest model to see my own personal financial impact. Help me stop overthinking 😭😭😭
I saw Moulin Rouge on Broadway two weeks ago and ever since I keep having dreams about the 19th century absinthe lady
September 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I saw Moulin Rouge on Broadway two weeks ago and ever since I keep having dreams about the 19th century absinthe lady
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capybara imagining what it would be like to delete all social media and throw the phone into the river
September 19, 2025 at 1:02 PM
capybara imagining what it would be like to delete all social media and throw the phone into the river
Wondering if I’m allowed to say Trump’s tariffs immediately crashed the US economy leading to fewer jobs and high inflation (recession or stagflation, oh yay). or is any criticism supposed to lead to firing people
September 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Wondering if I’m allowed to say Trump’s tariffs immediately crashed the US economy leading to fewer jobs and high inflation (recession or stagflation, oh yay). or is any criticism supposed to lead to firing people
every time my allergies bother me, I think of how Bloomberg planted only male trees. Pollen everywhere, just like the Eagle on a Saturday night
August 26, 2025 at 11:55 AM
every time my allergies bother me, I think of how Bloomberg planted only male trees. Pollen everywhere, just like the Eagle on a Saturday night
thinking back to a date I had where I learned what crudité was after two cocktails on an empty stomach. the hungry disappoint I had then still haunts me six years later, haven’t had crudite since
August 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
thinking back to a date I had where I learned what crudité was after two cocktails on an empty stomach. the hungry disappoint I had then still haunts me six years later, haven’t had crudite since
I hate that Ohio has islands, it doesn’t deserve them
August 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I hate that Ohio has islands, it doesn’t deserve them
it’s really sad to be at this point, but I just straight up do not believe anything online is real anymore. I can’t tell what’s AI or real so I have to write everything off, not willing to take the risk of something fake being perceived as true or real. hate to be dismissive but I don’t see options
July 31, 2025 at 3:05 PM
it’s really sad to be at this point, but I just straight up do not believe anything online is real anymore. I can’t tell what’s AI or real so I have to write everything off, not willing to take the risk of something fake being perceived as true or real. hate to be dismissive but I don’t see options
feeling a wisdom tooth coming in……..sometimes no response is a response
July 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
feeling a wisdom tooth coming in……..sometimes no response is a response
I’ve been vegetarian a little over 10 years now and the funniest thing has been that no one knows what the hell a fish is
June 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ve been vegetarian a little over 10 years now and the funniest thing has been that no one knows what the hell a fish is
Apparently New York City is now warm enough to have palm trees on the streets
June 10, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Apparently New York City is now warm enough to have palm trees on the streets
Picturing a NYC voter refusing to rank Cuomo based solely on how he pronounces Kosciuszko
June 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Picturing a NYC voter refusing to rank Cuomo based solely on how he pronounces Kosciuszko
I love a Sunday morning with my special little coffee
May 11, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I love a Sunday morning with my special little coffee
I saw a very pretty red tree and fell in love with spring again
May 1, 2025 at 1:22 AM
I saw a very pretty red tree and fell in love with spring again
I fall in love with strangers on the subway everyday and it’s incredible. Man in green polo shirt, I will love you forever.
April 23, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I fall in love with strangers on the subway everyday and it’s incredible. Man in green polo shirt, I will love you forever.
it’s so beyond the point of LGBTQ people needing to be mean to homophobes. I can’t believe how hateful politicians are to their own constituents, this is such a dark stain on the history of our communities
April 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
it’s so beyond the point of LGBTQ people needing to be mean to homophobes. I can’t believe how hateful politicians are to their own constituents, this is such a dark stain on the history of our communities
wanna go bowling idk just trying to live a little
April 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
wanna go bowling idk just trying to live a little