Sheree
@fubsyfern.bsky.social
I never know what to write here! I bake things and I have anxiety. I dunno, I think I’m funny. 🤷🏻♀️
When both your parents are in their “no appetite” era, and you are trying to pump them up with protein. Thank the lord for Asian grocery stores.
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
When both your parents are in their “no appetite” era, and you are trying to pump them up with protein. Thank the lord for Asian grocery stores.
I have a confession to make. It’s a doozy. I don’t like cashews. 🫣
November 24, 2025 at 12:19 AM
I have a confession to make. It’s a doozy. I don’t like cashews. 🫣
Hot take: ESPN is like The View for dudes. All damn day.
November 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Hot take: ESPN is like The View for dudes. All damn day.
Serious question: if you spotted nail fungus on an elderly individual you care for, would you:
A. buy some shit over the counter to treat it ASAP?
B. wait until said elderly individual’s next doctor appointment to address it?
C. email said elderly individual’s PCP for a prescription?
A. buy some shit over the counter to treat it ASAP?
B. wait until said elderly individual’s next doctor appointment to address it?
C. email said elderly individual’s PCP for a prescription?
June 17, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Serious question: if you spotted nail fungus on an elderly individual you care for, would you:
A. buy some shit over the counter to treat it ASAP?
B. wait until said elderly individual’s next doctor appointment to address it?
C. email said elderly individual’s PCP for a prescription?
A. buy some shit over the counter to treat it ASAP?
B. wait until said elderly individual’s next doctor appointment to address it?
C. email said elderly individual’s PCP for a prescription?
Look at this handsome young man I get to spend the weekend with! He loves all the treats, squeaky toys, protecting the neighborhood, kisses, and cuddles. And y’all, he available! You should definitely consider adopting him!
June 7, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Look at this handsome young man I get to spend the weekend with! He loves all the treats, squeaky toys, protecting the neighborhood, kisses, and cuddles. And y’all, he available! You should definitely consider adopting him!
I am about to drop some knowledge. The way you make a X when you assemble furniture matters. Not sure if everyone already knew that, but if you didn’t, you’re welcome.
(For context, I thought I had a shitty dining table, but it’s not. It was just assembled incorrectly.)
(For context, I thought I had a shitty dining table, but it’s not. It was just assembled incorrectly.)
May 30, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I am about to drop some knowledge. The way you make a X when you assemble furniture matters. Not sure if everyone already knew that, but if you didn’t, you’re welcome.
(For context, I thought I had a shitty dining table, but it’s not. It was just assembled incorrectly.)
(For context, I thought I had a shitty dining table, but it’s not. It was just assembled incorrectly.)
Went out of order and messed up the pao de queijo recipe. But on the plus side, I discovered it also makes delicious gluten free pizza crust!
May 15, 2025 at 5:27 AM
Went out of order and messed up the pao de queijo recipe. But on the plus side, I discovered it also makes delicious gluten free pizza crust!
All ready to go for today’s tea party! I had one for quality control, obviously. 😉
May 10, 2025 at 4:13 PM
All ready to go for today’s tea party! I had one for quality control, obviously. 😉
When you are a person of your word, but you have issues with motivation, you mis (that shit) en (its effing) place!
May 10, 2025 at 6:04 AM
When you are a person of your word, but you have issues with motivation, you mis (that shit) en (its effing) place!
One day I made scallion ginger oil. Then I used the oil to make scallion ginger mayonnaise. Then I used the mayonnaise to make chicken salad. 😁
May 8, 2025 at 3:54 AM
One day I made scallion ginger oil. Then I used the oil to make scallion ginger mayonnaise. Then I used the mayonnaise to make chicken salad. 😁
Y’all, this bossy ass dog. 😂 She is so serious about bedtime. It’s the most adorable thing.
April 6, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Y’all, this bossy ass dog. 😂 She is so serious about bedtime. It’s the most adorable thing.
It turns out Zizi🐻 is too gentle to rip Mr. Dino’s guts out for treats.
March 14, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It turns out Zizi🐻 is too gentle to rip Mr. Dino’s guts out for treats.
We had a super small baby step in the reactivity realm today. She saw a dog walking across the street, started to spiral, but I told her to “leave it”, and she backed away from the window, whined a little, and settled! The best Zizi🐻!
March 14, 2025 at 1:52 AM
We had a super small baby step in the reactivity realm today. She saw a dog walking across the street, started to spiral, but I told her to “leave it”, and she backed away from the window, whined a little, and settled! The best Zizi🐻!
This silly dog, y’all. There is a couch she knows she is welcome on, a crate lined with her own blanket, a smaller bed in my office, and yet, when she is unsupervised, she chooses to lay on the floor. 😂
March 4, 2025 at 5:28 AM
This silly dog, y’all. There is a couch she knows she is welcome on, a crate lined with her own blanket, a smaller bed in my office, and yet, when she is unsupervised, she chooses to lay on the floor. 😂
It’s not even 830, and Zizi🐻 and I are already in bed. 🤣
March 3, 2025 at 4:30 AM
It’s not even 830, and Zizi🐻 and I are already in bed. 🤣
Everyone, meet Zizi🐻! She’s my newest foster from Forgotten Dogs Rescue. We are going to work on her dog reactivity and build her confidence so she can go on walkies and sniff all the things!
March 2, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Everyone, meet Zizi🐻! She’s my newest foster from Forgotten Dogs Rescue. We are going to work on her dog reactivity and build her confidence so she can go on walkies and sniff all the things!
Welp, it’s official! I am getting another foster dog this weekend! She seems like the sweetest girl. We gotta work on building some confidence and address reactivity issues, but I am excited as hell to cohabitate with her until she finds a forever home! Look at this cute ass toy I got for her!
February 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Welp, it’s official! I am getting another foster dog this weekend! She seems like the sweetest girl. We gotta work on building some confidence and address reactivity issues, but I am excited as hell to cohabitate with her until she finds a forever home! Look at this cute ass toy I got for her!
Head on shrimp on sale = shrimp étouffée
February 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Head on shrimp on sale = shrimp étouffée
Dear past me,
Thank you for finding the motivation to chop, cook, and freeze mirepoix veggies when you were overwhelmed with CSA veggies. ❤️ 🍽️ 😋
Thank you for finding the motivation to chop, cook, and freeze mirepoix veggies when you were overwhelmed with CSA veggies. ❤️ 🍽️ 😋
February 16, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Dear past me,
Thank you for finding the motivation to chop, cook, and freeze mirepoix veggies when you were overwhelmed with CSA veggies. ❤️ 🍽️ 😋
Thank you for finding the motivation to chop, cook, and freeze mirepoix veggies when you were overwhelmed with CSA veggies. ❤️ 🍽️ 😋
My first ever cable project. I even impressed myself.
January 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
My first ever cable project. I even impressed myself.
BREAKING NEWS Y’ALL! Look who walked past 3 whole beds in the ICU! 💪🏼
January 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
BREAKING NEWS Y’ALL! Look who walked past 3 whole beds in the ICU! 💪🏼
I have started, unraveled, and restarted about 4 times. I am putting way too much pressure on this little ball of yarn.
January 20, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I have started, unraveled, and restarted about 4 times. I am putting way too much pressure on this little ball of yarn.
My dad got bumped back to ICU. They have us on droplet precautions because he’s been here for so long. Nobody’s been here for hours and I am about to rip off this stupid plastic gown and unmask because I am so hungry and grumpy.
January 13, 2025 at 9:13 PM
My dad got bumped back to ICU. They have us on droplet precautions because he’s been here for so long. Nobody’s been here for hours and I am about to rip off this stupid plastic gown and unmask because I am so hungry and grumpy.
Ok, update on angry neighbor man. His electrolytes be all fucked up and has all the tubes: NG, cath, and IV. So I am not quite as offended by his outbursts. But yeah, I wish we could all get out of here.
Well, my dad is in the hospital again. He is in a shared room, and his asshole roommate is demanding the light be turned off on my dad’s side of the room. Bro, close your eyes and stop yelling at everybody.
January 12, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Ok, update on angry neighbor man. His electrolytes be all fucked up and has all the tubes: NG, cath, and IV. So I am not quite as offended by his outbursts. But yeah, I wish we could all get out of here.
Well, my dad is in the hospital again. He is in a shared room, and his asshole roommate is demanding the light be turned off on my dad’s side of the room. Bro, close your eyes and stop yelling at everybody.
January 11, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Well, my dad is in the hospital again. He is in a shared room, and his asshole roommate is demanding the light be turned off on my dad’s side of the room. Bro, close your eyes and stop yelling at everybody.