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Interested in politics, have a deep desire for us to rejoin the EU and into football. Here for all that alongside science, comedy, engineering, history and art.
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‘Am awright...gies a minute,
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
December 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
‘Am awright...gies a minute,
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
that wan goat me right in the baws…Jesus Christ!’
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The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
December 6, 2025 at 4:29 AM
The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow
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when I worked at the Telegraph, approx one thousand years ago, I walked into the newsroom one day wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, feeling v cool and chic, and my nickname in the newsroom instantly became "Vince Cable"
As someone who owns both a trench coat and a fedora I often think, looking at Delon's effortless beautiful cool, how sad it was that Inspector Gadget came along 20 years later and utterly kyboshed this look for ever more
I don’t doubt how influential Le Samouri has been, or how cool and beautiful Delon is onscreen, but everyone in Paris is searching for him, he’s stealing cars to remain unnoticed but at NO POINT does he think about removing his trademark hat.
Stick a balaclava on, Delon. Sorted.
Stick a balaclava on, Delon. Sorted.
December 4, 2025 at 9:26 AM
when I worked at the Telegraph, approx one thousand years ago, I walked into the newsroom one day wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora, feeling v cool and chic, and my nickname in the newsroom instantly became "Vince Cable"
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what's next, i wonder.
Maybe: Rachel Reeves *claims* to be wearing black tights, but if you look carefully you will see they are in fact very very very very very very very dark blue.
Maybe: Rachel Reeves *claims* to be wearing black tights, but if you look carefully you will see they are in fact very very very very very very very dark blue.
December 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
what's next, i wonder.
Maybe: Rachel Reeves *claims* to be wearing black tights, but if you look carefully you will see they are in fact very very very very very very very dark blue.
Maybe: Rachel Reeves *claims* to be wearing black tights, but if you look carefully you will see they are in fact very very very very very very very dark blue.
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It was quite the busy day for Morag, what with Christmas shopping first thing, meeting Jessie for a coffee at twelve, and then negotiating a lasting peace with the Klingon Empire at one.
December 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
It was quite the busy day for Morag, what with Christmas shopping first thing, meeting Jessie for a coffee at twelve, and then negotiating a lasting peace with the Klingon Empire at one.
pmsl at the first one, great commission. 😂
December 1, 2025 at 5:48 PM
pmsl at the first one, great commission. 😂
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
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Just because it's reached the 100,000 threshold, doesn't mean anything will happen.
So keep signing and sharing, because we need to show MPs that there's a huge demand.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
So keep signing and sharing, because we need to show MPs that there's a huge demand.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
Petition: Call a public inquiry into Russian influence on UK politics & democracy
We are concerned about reported efforts from Russia to influence democracy in the US, UK, Europe and elsewhere. We believe we must establish the depth and breadth of possible Russian influence campaig...
petition.parliament.uk
November 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Just because it's reached the 100,000 threshold, doesn't mean anything will happen.
So keep signing and sharing, because we need to show MPs that there's a huge demand.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
So keep signing and sharing, because we need to show MPs that there's a huge demand.
petition.parliament.uk/petitions/74...
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This is sublime. Find a place where people can't hear you guffawing and dry-heaving, and read it.
I wrote 4000 words about Nuzzi/Lizza/RFK, please read it before it gets taken down by HR
The Olivia Nuzzi and RFK Jr. Affair Is Messier Than We Ever Could Have Imagined
Inside the most important, and also least important, story of our time
www.theringer.com
November 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
This is sublime. Find a place where people can't hear you guffawing and dry-heaving, and read it.
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
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This is a fabulous read. The figures might be specific to the USA, but the principle applies wherever neocapitalism has been applied. Read it, and feel it in your bones.
Mike Green is writing some amazing stuff at the moment. It's not in the delta, it's in the level and the cost structure. Read this and you will understand Angrynomics on a new level: www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:32 AM
This is a fabulous read. The figures might be specific to the USA, but the principle applies wherever neocapitalism has been applied. Read it, and feel it in your bones.
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
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Last night's charity do raised two grand for Cash For Kids, which I really hope isn't the same business model as Cash For Gold.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Last night's charity do raised two grand for Cash For Kids, which I really hope isn't the same business model as Cash For Gold.
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It's #doctorwho day? Have some from a couple of years back.
November 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
It's #doctorwho day? Have some from a couple of years back.
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Remembering that time the late Queen set off from the Shire to take a ring to Mordor.
November 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remembering that time the late Queen set off from the Shire to take a ring to Mordor.
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This is excellent.
November 21, 2025 at 4:15 PM
This is excellent.
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14 year old son just did an insult at me that made me laugh out loud: “old man, show us your landline”
November 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
14 year old son just did an insult at me that made me laugh out loud: “old man, show us your landline”
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Holidays are coming…
November 20, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Holidays are coming…
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This is a long shot. Does anyone in Glasgow or surrounding area know where I might get a pair of good *second hand* curtains *at a reasonable price* which would fit the bay window of a tenement flat? Windows are draughty.
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
This is a long shot. Does anyone in Glasgow or surrounding area know where I might get a pair of good *second hand* curtains *at a reasonable price* which would fit the bay window of a tenement flat? Windows are draughty.
Jesus Christ, I couldn't even read them all, the state of these arseholes. Men (obviously not all) are the problem.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Jesus Christ, I couldn't even read them all, the state of these arseholes. Men (obviously not all) are the problem.
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Wow, he looks just like him!
November 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Wow, he looks just like him!
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Uh
this is
enormous
this is
enormous
British and Australian chemists have discovered a powerful new antibiotic called pre-methylenomycin C lactone, hiding in a well-known soil bacterium. This molecule kills drug-resistant bacteria without triggering resistance. buff.ly/YlXaONo
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Scientists find hidden antibiotic 100x stronger against deadly superbugs
A team of scientists discovered a hidden antibiotic 100 times stronger than existing drugs against deadly superbugs like MRSA. The molecule had been overlooked for decades in a familiar bacterium. It…
buff.ly
November 16, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Uh
this is
enormous
this is
enormous
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There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There is no reason why this should have made me laugh so hard a bit of gas escaped.
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Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Terminator starts promisingly, being about two naked men on a quest for some trousers, but then goes off in a different direction that isn't as interesting.