F. Scott Fitzjesse
@fscottfitzjesse.bsky.social
I’m just here to make even more fun of myself.
Eating a bacon and bleu cheese burger and watching a rock show at the foot of a mountain. Sup?
July 15, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Eating a bacon and bleu cheese burger and watching a rock show at the foot of a mountain. Sup?
My latest acquisition.
May 13, 2025 at 4:02 AM
My latest acquisition.
Both Buzzfeed and Reddit included it in a series about how men write women.
April 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Both Buzzfeed and Reddit included it in a series about how men write women.
Made friends with a tumbleweed today and ran my second half marathon!
March 17, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Made friends with a tumbleweed today and ran my second half marathon!
This is how happy I am that I found a new taco joint.
March 1, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This is how happy I am that I found a new taco joint.
The universe won’t me tweet! (It’s probably for the best. I forgot the joke already)
February 8, 2025 at 5:28 AM
The universe won’t me tweet! (It’s probably for the best. I forgot the joke already)
Look at this shit.
January 6, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Look at this shit.
Fuck me up, Santa…
December 8, 2024 at 3:38 AM
Fuck me up, Santa…
Someone at the chicken joint said I look like a character from Dr. Who. Tbf, I am a little indy looking tonight.
November 24, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Someone at the chicken joint said I look like a character from Dr. Who. Tbf, I am a little indy looking tonight.
I miss your unexpectedly original thoughts like this banger from last year which is still true, btw.
November 16, 2023 at 2:20 AM
I miss your unexpectedly original thoughts like this banger from last year which is still true, btw.
Not a clip but it’s free!
August 13, 2023 at 12:37 AM
Not a clip but it’s free!
Going for a short drive b/c I saw this sign jogging a couple days ago and have been thinking about it since.
August 12, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Going for a short drive b/c I saw this sign jogging a couple days ago and have been thinking about it since.
