𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕤𝕜𝕖𝕣𝕤 𝕎𝕚𝕔𝕙𝕚𝕖𝕟
@fruitycats.bsky.social
Literally the gayest cat to ever exist.
(Continuation of @INFERIORTWINK on Twitter)
(Continuation of @INFERIORTWINK on Twitter)
Enjoying the quiet before the holiday.
Although it does make me believe I should brace for an incredibly overwhelming end of the week.
Although it does make me believe I should brace for an incredibly overwhelming end of the week.
October 28, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Enjoying the quiet before the holiday.
Although it does make me believe I should brace for an incredibly overwhelming end of the week.
Although it does make me believe I should brace for an incredibly overwhelming end of the week.
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*Once his senses finally returned to him, the cat wiped the smile off his face and headed for the door, quietly beginning the walk back home. For the first time in potentially his entire life, he wasnt trying to draw any attention to himself.*
*Once his senses finally returned to him, the cat wiped the smile off his face and headed for the door, quietly beginning the walk back home. For the first time in potentially his entire life, he wasnt trying to draw any attention to himself.*
October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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*Once his senses finally returned to him, the cat wiped the smile off his face and headed for the door, quietly beginning the walk back home. For the first time in potentially his entire life, he wasnt trying to draw any attention to himself.*
*Once his senses finally returned to him, the cat wiped the smile off his face and headed for the door, quietly beginning the walk back home. For the first time in potentially his entire life, he wasnt trying to draw any attention to himself.*
*He couldn't have ever guessed that what he assumed to be a normal birthday would go this way. If anything, this was the furthest possible assumption he would have made.*
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October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
*He couldn't have ever guessed that what he assumed to be a normal birthday would go this way. If anything, this was the furthest possible assumption he would have made.*
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*Despite hardly lasting a moment, the quick peck on his paw was a genuine shock to the cat's system.*
Y-Yes, yes, 'til then!
*All Whiskers could really do was give a brisk dismissing wave and stay in place, trying to process what all had happened for an awkward moment.*
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*Despite hardly lasting a moment, the quick peck on his paw was a genuine shock to the cat's system.*
Y-Yes, yes, 'til then!
*All Whiskers could really do was give a brisk dismissing wave and stay in place, trying to process what all had happened for an awkward moment.*
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October 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
A-
*Despite hardly lasting a moment, the quick peck on his paw was a genuine shock to the cat's system.*
Y-Yes, yes, 'til then!
*All Whiskers could really do was give a brisk dismissing wave and stay in place, trying to process what all had happened for an awkward moment.*
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*Despite hardly lasting a moment, the quick peck on his paw was a genuine shock to the cat's system.*
Y-Yes, yes, 'til then!
*All Whiskers could really do was give a brisk dismissing wave and stay in place, trying to process what all had happened for an awkward moment.*
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// I guess the third child can have one too
October 21, 2025 at 8:14 AM
// I guess the third child can have one too
// Anyone can Cook!
October 17, 2025 at 7:32 AM
// Anyone can Cook!
Yes, I'm sure we can figure something out later.
If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.
If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.
October 16, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Yes, I'm sure we can figure something out later.
If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.
If anything, you know where to find me, we can simply discuss it impromptu.
Perhaps sometime next week, then? If that works for you, of course.
It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.
It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.
October 1, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Perhaps sometime next week, then? If that works for you, of course.
It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.
It'll be my treat next time, regardless of when.
Yes, I'm afraid so... time waits for no cat, and neither does oncoming visits with extended family.
But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!
But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!
September 24, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Yes, I'm afraid so... time waits for no cat, and neither does oncoming visits with extended family.
But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!
But I must thank you again for this brief respite. It really was something I needed, we should do this sort of thing more often!
Yes, I suppose that's fair...
Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.
Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.
September 13, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Yes, I suppose that's fair...
Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.
Bygones be bygones then, shall we say? It's in the past now, so there's no point in thinking too long on the morality of it.
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In hindsight, it was a little... embarrassing, shall we say.
//Didn't have room for the little plus on the first message
In hindsight, it was a little... embarrassing, shall we say.
//Didn't have room for the little plus on the first message
September 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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In hindsight, it was a little... embarrassing, shall we say.
//Didn't have room for the little plus on the first message
In hindsight, it was a little... embarrassing, shall we say.
//Didn't have room for the little plus on the first message
Yes, I suppose that's fair.
*Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.*
You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.
*Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.*
You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.
September 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Yes, I suppose that's fair.
*Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.*
You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.
*Whiskers takes a silent sip of his milkshake, for once choosing to think before he speaks.*
You know... it may be a little odd to be saying it now, but if we're having a sincere conversation, then I would like to apologize again for the way I acted when we first met.
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It isn't that I /have/ to do it, and more that I /want/ to do it because it feels like the right thing to do, if that makes more sense?
*Real nice save buddy.*
It isn't that I /have/ to do it, and more that I /want/ to do it because it feels like the right thing to do, if that makes more sense?
*Real nice save buddy.*
August 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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It isn't that I /have/ to do it, and more that I /want/ to do it because it feels like the right thing to do, if that makes more sense?
*Real nice save buddy.*
It isn't that I /have/ to do it, and more that I /want/ to do it because it feels like the right thing to do, if that makes more sense?
*Real nice save buddy.*
Ah... that's... fair.
*Out of every possible response that Whiskers had braced for, being called out for a severe lacking of education on the fundamental basics of equal relationships was the one he fully wasn't prepared for.*
That was a poor choice of words on my behalf. Let me rephrase...
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*Out of every possible response that Whiskers had braced for, being called out for a severe lacking of education on the fundamental basics of equal relationships was the one he fully wasn't prepared for.*
That was a poor choice of words on my behalf. Let me rephrase...
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August 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Ah... that's... fair.
*Out of every possible response that Whiskers had braced for, being called out for a severe lacking of education on the fundamental basics of equal relationships was the one he fully wasn't prepared for.*
That was a poor choice of words on my behalf. Let me rephrase...
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*Out of every possible response that Whiskers had braced for, being called out for a severe lacking of education on the fundamental basics of equal relationships was the one he fully wasn't prepared for.*
That was a poor choice of words on my behalf. Let me rephrase...
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I wonder how long it will be before some event drastically derails this school year.
I'm already bracing for something to happen again, regardless.
I'm already bracing for something to happen again, regardless.
August 22, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I wonder how long it will be before some event drastically derails this school year.
I'm already bracing for something to happen again, regardless.
I'm already bracing for something to happen again, regardless.
Oh stop it, I'm not complaining in the least. If anything, I'm happy with being taken somewhere different than my norm.
And I'm not so shallow that I can't appreciate the fact you're doing this for me on your own free will.
I suppose I'll need to return the favor in the future, won't I?
And I'm not so shallow that I can't appreciate the fact you're doing this for me on your own free will.
I suppose I'll need to return the favor in the future, won't I?
August 22, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Oh stop it, I'm not complaining in the least. If anything, I'm happy with being taken somewhere different than my norm.
And I'm not so shallow that I can't appreciate the fact you're doing this for me on your own free will.
I suppose I'll need to return the favor in the future, won't I?
And I'm not so shallow that I can't appreciate the fact you're doing this for me on your own free will.
I suppose I'll need to return the favor in the future, won't I?
I've spent the whole day by myself and have decided that's a problem.
So, instead, I shall graciously share my greatness with all of you.
So, instead, I shall graciously share my greatness with all of you.
August 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
I've spent the whole day by myself and have decided that's a problem.
So, instead, I shall graciously share my greatness with all of you.
So, instead, I shall graciously share my greatness with all of you.
Well, I can't say I'm not enjoying myself!
Even if this isn't my usual environment, it's pleasant enough to appreciate. Then again, my feelings may be somewhat... biased at the moment.
*In truth, this is a place he most likely would rarely go to on his own, but the company made it so much better.*
Even if this isn't my usual environment, it's pleasant enough to appreciate. Then again, my feelings may be somewhat... biased at the moment.
*In truth, this is a place he most likely would rarely go to on his own, but the company made it so much better.*
July 26, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Well, I can't say I'm not enjoying myself!
Even if this isn't my usual environment, it's pleasant enough to appreciate. Then again, my feelings may be somewhat... biased at the moment.
*In truth, this is a place he most likely would rarely go to on his own, but the company made it so much better.*
Even if this isn't my usual environment, it's pleasant enough to appreciate. Then again, my feelings may be somewhat... biased at the moment.
*In truth, this is a place he most likely would rarely go to on his own, but the company made it so much better.*
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I can't speak on behalf of the whole family, but I am more than fairly certain that you're not more of a burden or obligation than the rest of us are, to anyone.
I can't speak on behalf of the whole family, but I am more than fairly certain that you're not more of a burden or obligation than the rest of us are, to anyone.
July 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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I can't speak on behalf of the whole family, but I am more than fairly certain that you're not more of a burden or obligation than the rest of us are, to anyone.
I can't speak on behalf of the whole family, but I am more than fairly certain that you're not more of a burden or obligation than the rest of us are, to anyone.
Am I so predictable? Maybe I'm starting to lose my touch...
*He puts on a faux worried face, going "deep in thought" for a second before dropping the bit.*
Regardless, by now, you should know that the only things that I ever feel obligated to do are the things I've decided are worth doing!
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*He puts on a faux worried face, going "deep in thought" for a second before dropping the bit.*
Regardless, by now, you should know that the only things that I ever feel obligated to do are the things I've decided are worth doing!
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July 26, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Am I so predictable? Maybe I'm starting to lose my touch...
*He puts on a faux worried face, going "deep in thought" for a second before dropping the bit.*
Regardless, by now, you should know that the only things that I ever feel obligated to do are the things I've decided are worth doing!
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*He puts on a faux worried face, going "deep in thought" for a second before dropping the bit.*
Regardless, by now, you should know that the only things that I ever feel obligated to do are the things I've decided are worth doing!
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I really must thank you for giving me a reason to get some fresh air. In all honesty, I don't get out as often as I should.
Especially not with such enjoyable company.
*He's fairly blatantly redirecting the conversation, in an effort to try and get the spotlight off how pitiful he actually is.*
I really must thank you for giving me a reason to get some fresh air. In all honesty, I don't get out as often as I should.
Especially not with such enjoyable company.
*He's fairly blatantly redirecting the conversation, in an effort to try and get the spotlight off how pitiful he actually is.*
July 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
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I really must thank you for giving me a reason to get some fresh air. In all honesty, I don't get out as often as I should.
Especially not with such enjoyable company.
*He's fairly blatantly redirecting the conversation, in an effort to try and get the spotlight off how pitiful he actually is.*
I really must thank you for giving me a reason to get some fresh air. In all honesty, I don't get out as often as I should.
Especially not with such enjoyable company.
*He's fairly blatantly redirecting the conversation, in an effort to try and get the spotlight off how pitiful he actually is.*
I may have to follow up on that offer at some point. As much as I adore being the center of attention, it certainly has its drawbacks.
But! That's a conversation for later, I've got enough time to pity myself into a spiral, and I'd rather focus on the here and now over what's happened already.
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But! That's a conversation for later, I've got enough time to pity myself into a spiral, and I'd rather focus on the here and now over what's happened already.
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July 19, 2025 at 6:05 AM
I may have to follow up on that offer at some point. As much as I adore being the center of attention, it certainly has its drawbacks.
But! That's a conversation for later, I've got enough time to pity myself into a spiral, and I'd rather focus on the here and now over what's happened already.
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But! That's a conversation for later, I've got enough time to pity myself into a spiral, and I'd rather focus on the here and now over what's happened already.
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