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Ali 🌟 37 🌟 she/her 🌟 a dumpster-dwelling squid who writes fic 🌟
This year's Thanksgiving pumpkin pies!
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I was just watching basketball get off my ass 😭😭😭😭😭
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Going to a family weekend after work and I'll get to see my nieces and nephew!! I baked them some treats!! Please God I hope they like them this is one of my Auntie milestones

These are probably the best pumpkin muffins I've ever made, homemade pumpkin puree and everything 🎉
October 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
No way absolutely no way are you kidding 😭😭😭

To be fair this was me running at as fast of a sprint as I could reasonably keep up so that's why the times are so disparate, mile 1 is closer to my normal pace

But still 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
October 3, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Holy shit 😭😭😭 9:06..... that's my fastest mile ever
September 19, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I don't want to do it..... but I gotta do it.... 🥲🥲

God. What even is that number.
September 12, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Me opening up a new WIP as a fanfic author
September 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
A nice side effect of having to get up so damn early for these races: the sunrise is quite beautiful 💜
August 31, 2025 at 10:08 AM
I made it to the beach 🥺💜💜💜 after all my work trials and sickness, I have returned to the sea 🌊 🦑
August 29, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I didn't use every ship available in the template but have my beautiful and correct opinions 🥰
June 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
HOLLERING ABOUT THIS ON MY ICE CREAM????? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
May 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Ran what I'm pretty sure is my fastest mile yet, holy shit
April 25, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Hello my love 🥺💜
April 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
My second Bokuaka fic ever, it sure didn't take me long to write nsfw for them lmao

✨️ 9k words, rated E
✨️ College AU, Bokuaka get up to some stuff when they get alone time
✨️ idc I could write these two being lovesick idiots forever
✨️ archiveofourown.org/works/56878924
April 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
My first Bokuaka fic ever and still very close to my heart

✨️ 19k words, rated T
✨️ Married Bokuaka adopt a baby girl
✨️ Literally just endless fluff
✨️ archiveofourown.org/works/55683166
April 5, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Prefacing this by saying this is not a good picture. I didn't focus it quite right, the light is too bright, & it's just my phone camera. But it's mine, and it's my first moon picture, and I'll never ever forget this moment
April 2, 2025 at 4:36 AM
WE'RE SO BACK WE'RE SO BACK 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
March 20, 2025 at 3:50 PM
It's Haikyuu Christmas today, my MSBY pullover came!!! 🎉🎉🎉 I don't believe the seller is on bluesky but they are Sayonara Street on Twitter and IG! 💞💞💞
February 14, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Happy Valentine's Day my fellow bkaks!!! 💞💞 @kamsspice.bsky.social and I cooked up this meal for you all, please enjoy! <3

🌹 Rated E
🌹 6k words
🌹 Scent kink, phone sex, so much dirty talk
🌹 Our boys are freaks and we love them for it

archiveofourown.org/works/63050302

@bokuakaevents.bsky.social
February 14, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Guess who just got Girl Scouts at the door!!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
February 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Suuuuper excited for you all to see what @kamsspice.bsky.social and I have been working on for the BokuAka reverse bang!! 🥰The boys are definitely getting up to something... 👀

@bokuakaevents.bsky.social
February 6, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Look at what I got for my late Christmas present!!! 🏐🏐🏐
January 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
It's clear and the sky is changing so I got the camera out again, it's Leo! But just his head <3

My star app is a lil broken & keeps trying to point west, so I aimed in the general direction of Leo, took this picture, then got my hardcopy starchart and matched it up! A squid can learn new tricks 🦑
January 14, 2025 at 4:27 AM
The picture quality is still pretty busted but I'm amazed that my phone can get at least this good of a shot of Orion, to the point where the nebula is visible 💜
January 13, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Been a little while since I've been able to get pictures of something new but here's a classic. The Big Dipper Ursa Major herself 💜

The sky is slowly changing & I'm excited to see new guys 🌟🌟🌟
January 12, 2025 at 6:59 AM