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A window into desire
Me, smiling as I contemplate your fate
November 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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@strawberrynarwhal.bsky.social

Hey Narwhel

Make me some fucking cookies!

You told me to tell you exactly today.

I did not break my part of the oath.
"Tell Narwhel to make me some fucking cookies"
November 1, 2025 at 11:16 AM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
Shark blanket really can do it with the entire tiddy
Me laying down with the hood of my blanket doing interesting things
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
Get you someone who looks at you the way my shark blanket looks at me when I come to bed
My shark blanket being suggestive
October 23, 2025 at 3:02 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
When I be seeing some cute guys on the TL
Post hole
October 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
I don't look half bad for a middle aged bish that's been up since 2 am vomiting profusely for no reason.

We clean up well.
Me not amused by the fact AM is still a thing.
October 22, 2025 at 2:06 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
Fuck whatever your day is because behold this tiny crab spider!!!
Holy shit its a crab spider
October 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
I've reached the point where instead of trying to bother debating with MAGA, I'm just calling them out for the fascists they are and love to be.

Because fuck'em that's why.

There's no debate with people who live in their authoritarian fantasy land.

I have zil qualms about it now.
Some MAGA dipshit: "Political vengeance. Point to the Democrat made up Russia collusion, 2 impeachments, 4 indictments. That's vengeance. And name one political 'vengeance' where the person didn't break the law. Court Orders? Judges ruling illegals can't be deported? Ridiculous" Me: "And there's the shoe drop. Enjoy Newsmax or Fox News or whatever propaganda channel you like. But no one here in reality has to join it with you"
October 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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"You're going to know exactly what the inside of my ass looks like Superman!"
"Luthors conquest of Superman" the caption reads as Lex Luthor holds a miniature Superman Superman possesses a shocked look, Luthor has a more suggestive expression.
September 15, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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People tell me debate doesn't change minds

Wrong

I stand corrected on my point and concede
"Milves, fisting, milves fisting, milves getting fisted, all sorts on reddit" "How is it milves? What does the V stand for?" "Same way wolf becomes wolves" "Wolf is not an acronym" "Or 'Mother I'd Like to Venereally Enter Sexually'" "Write that down now!!"
September 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
The suspect
Groove battle stick figure
September 12, 2025 at 8:43 AM
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I am not making any friends by calling FurMark a "furry hypno video"
The furry donut that tests GPUs apparently
September 11, 2025 at 3:02 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
Because only evil cunts talk like this when children get turned to swiss cheese.

And no.

In that order.
Charlie Kirk Says Gun Deaths "Unfortunately" Worth it to Keep 2nd Amendment Charlie Kirk on mass shooting victims: "We cannot allow them to emotionally hijack the narrative"
September 11, 2025 at 1:47 PM
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Several destinations in desperate need of a large number of pitchforks.
Bloomberg News Secret European destinations where rich people are hiding out
September 7, 2025 at 11:15 AM
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Is Elijah Wood actually the Tapatío guy?
Tapatío ramen cup
August 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
Managed to find this at Crawlmart right before closing
Dragonball Z Digitally Remastered Season 1
August 25, 2025 at 3:12 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
Getting to see the sunrise was fun
Baltimore International Airport at sunrise
August 24, 2025 at 11:48 AM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
And now for something completely different
"Hey Guys" - The Jetzons Hard Times "Ice Cap Zone" "Not what I'm called"
August 24, 2025 at 5:07 AM
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I finally get to say this in person.

Not that I have any beef with you guys. I just wanted to quote the video.
"Fuck you Baltimore!" - From the Big Bill Hells video
August 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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Quote this post with a video game you think deserves a remaster.

We were denied Project Psychic for the PS3 due to its cancellation.

I own all the games in the Psychic Force series. 2012 probably my favorite fighting game.

Imagine it with better controls and online play.

I do.
Psychic Force 2012 for the motherfucking Sega Dreamcast
August 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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With all the things going on this week, I am looping around to remind everyone that JD Vance was called "Couch Fucker" to his face.

There's so much more we can do to torment that poor sad couch shagging twat.
"Release the Couch Files" - Frozen Binary
August 23, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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I knew I had a meme to describe this shituation somewhere
"Vote blue no matter who" Presented with a bottle of blue mountain dew and one of windex, with two glasses, unknown which was poured into which.
August 23, 2025 at 2:34 PM
frozenbinary.bsky.social
Imagine naming your child "My Penis"
Speaker of the House with the caption "Mike Johnson when Michael Hunt shows up"
August 23, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Its a good day when I get to use this reaction more than once.
The Swat Kats giving each other a thumbs up
August 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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The Swat Kats giving each other a thumbs up.
August 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM