What about carrier pigeon?

Every piece of new legislation has to pass both houses and if one of them makes changes it can keep going back and forth between them indefinitely.

In the US the congress and senate both do the same thing, but congress has representatives proportional to the population of each state and the senate represents the state as if the state itself has interests that must be represented above and beyond the people who live there. Kind of...?

It'd only be a matter of time before they start broadcasting Carcassonne tournaments on ESPN.

I was raised a Jehovah's Witness. Didn't Prince only convert later in life because of some odd circumstance?

Now I want to listen to New Riders of the Purple Sage...

I'm a big fan of Mahershalalhashbaz, I just wish it meant something cooler than "make haste to the spoil" or something like that?

For some reason that feels like a really good name for a band that tunes their guitars to FACGCE. Like math rock or Midwest emo?

Now I want to know how much my parents paid for those Disney movies we had on Betamax.

I was in college and it was a goth club.

One time my computer got stuck in Afrikaans because an update just defaulted to the first language alphabetically in a list. That was a fun day.

The Memoirs of Elizabeth Frankenstein passed the Bechdel test and is one of the absolute worst books I've ever read.

I learned a fairly small amount of German when I was fairly young and now my partner is Dutch and spoken Dutch sounds like a German having a stroke.

Michael Caine in The Cider House Rules.

Now I wish I had a manual transmission car just so I could mount an IBM Selectric type element as the shift knob.

I spent some of my formative years in Northern New Jersey and I have absolutely no regional accent from there but once acted as a translator for an incredibly Northern New Jersian family on a tour of Mammoth Cave.