Free Woody
freewoody.bsky.social
Free Woody
@freewoody.bsky.social
Ex mainstream media, radio clown, writer, producer come robot whisperer.

Ottawa, Canada 🇨🇦
As we circle the drain......
December 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
There is no known danger to the public at this time. However, authorities recommend you keep checking your phone for updates.
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Politics 10....2
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Make Caturday Cool Again!
November 29, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Is it baseball yet?
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
It was NFL Spanksgiving yesterday. All 3 of my picks got SPANKED! Not a good start.
1 game today. I have the Eagles. It's Black Friday so the Bears will likely win. Yikes!
November 28, 2025 at 11:50 AM
Turkey and stuffing and Lions, OH MY!!! Thankful!
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Happy Bird Day, America!
November 27, 2025 at 11:43 AM
American Vax!
November 25, 2025 at 12:52 PM
I will never again draft a Baltimore Raven in Fantasy Football. There. I said it.
November 23, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Football Sunday! Go Lions!!
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Habs are kicking ass. But I'm sticking with my Leafs like....
November 23, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Make America Guess Again!
November 22, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Pickleball racquet broke off the trophy. Congratulations, Dickleball Champ!
November 21, 2025 at 10:33 AM
We all know at least one road in town like this.
November 20, 2025 at 10:36 PM
My Lions. What's not to love?
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Yes. Yes, the 10 year old in me does find this funny.
November 20, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Chicago's United Center still has the energy and noise of the old Chicago Stadium after all these years. And that anthem guy is off the charts.
November 16, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Almost hit a deer this morning. Cedarview at 416 NB ramp near Hunt Club. I'm WIDE AFKNWAKE now!!
November 15, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Well, I guess that settles that.
November 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I often imagine people who use the term "dumpster fire" too much suddenly faced with one be like "Dafuq izzat??!?!!"
November 14, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If his name is Kramer, I'll sh*t!
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 PM
"It was the longest... no one's ever seen one that long... longest in history, they say. It was so long that I invented a word for it. Elongated. It's great word. Beautiful word, elongated....."
November 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
My Leafy-Fanny mood....
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This morning I caught Sirius NFL coverage of the Berlin Colts - Falcons tilt. Play-by-Play announcer was a Brit and impressively versed in knowledge of game and history. It was, as the British say, simply delightful.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM