William Holz
freewilliam.bsky.social
William Holz
@freewilliam.bsky.social
Second best personal trainer on the planet.
Founder: Epic Anime Dancefighting League
Data whisperer (healthcare)
Nerdery enthusiast
Even better if the chestburster is a little guy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:27 PM
No, you can't come in no matter how cute you are. We already have two cats.

I do love your expression though. I feel ya.
October 20, 2025 at 5:35 PM
October 18, 2025 at 9:58 PM
I had a co-worker who was genuinely annoyed by the koala's inclusion in my Avenging Narwhal playset.
October 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
So many...
September 28, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Likewise, I can't be funding this.
September 18, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Trash behavior from ABC.
September 18, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Fox News definitely has a bias to their reporting on a day that also featured a school shooting.
September 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I hate this.
August 28, 2025 at 9:26 AM
I like the tiny alien pope.
August 27, 2025 at 6:05 AM
August 22, 2025 at 10:21 AM
The whole point of the "scratch a liberal" phrase is because we keep having fascists appear in that tent.

We should see zero of these, because they are fascist things, correct?
June 26, 2025 at 11:02 AM
June 14, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Of course, the fossil record is severely lacking in nipples.

#science #facts
June 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
June 9, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Someone fell asleep during her stakeout.
June 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
June 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
@echinoblog.bsky.social @rebeccarhelm.bsky.social

Help! Is this really like a snail that makes a tree out of logs to catch birds, but weirder?

It's breaking my ability to metaphor.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spiculo...
June 1, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Haley likes judging everyone from up high.
May 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Fabby gets it.
May 21, 2025 at 5:44 AM
YOU brought Hillary into the conversation

While doubling down on "Even Bernie knew Joe stood a better chance at beating Donald" which is absolutely not a true statement and you can't just throw it out there like that
May 19, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Equally important:
May 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
They look like they'd be game.
May 12, 2025 at 9:27 PM
April 30, 2025 at 2:48 AM
It is time.
April 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM