(I remember seeing Reverse Genies at the Astoria in 1996, etc…)

wake up, the outsmarting has already happened

i don’t want to displease it.

yep 💯 , i think this is universal. the dial on the toaster isn’t connected to *anything* - 2, 5, 10, no difference. the toaster decides.

yeah man, this is what i mean

10/10, no notes 👌🏻 - congratulations to all concerned (i.e. The Stufflebeans)

Long read please on impact of jersey sales to offset the cost of those first round picks.

Also we need an advanced metric for ‘general vibes boost’, which i feel is relevant here.

*Great* column, really helped my addled UK Packers fan’s brain make sense of this. Wow.

could be a trapped nerve, but who cares at this stage

…and I’m assuming I’m not the first person to send this - another absolute - from Vicki Sparks today on 5Live Everton vs Brighton (and have you had “plate” already?)

an absolute “absolute” from co-commentator Adam Blythe during stage 1 of La Vuelta yesterday afternoon…