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proud patriot🇵🇸
biosphere enjoyer
scrupulous
slow moving dirty water bred 🐊
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In 2028 I will vote for whoever will send Stephen Miller to The Hague.
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
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i think if you ride public transit enough you learn that most weird behavior is not dangerous, and conversely i think driving a car teaches you that everyone is trying to kill you at all times
October 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
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you’re laughing. the largest antebellum plantation house burned down & there are brides who will not get to spiritually absorb the poisoned spectral energy of the land for their big day, & you’re laughing.
May 16, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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So all the 14s & 88s everywhere are just mysteries and coincidences but 86 is numerical warfare do I have that right
May 17, 2025 at 1:23 AM
yall knew whataburger had bananas foster?
May 17, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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Every town has at least one of these couples and that's why Trapt keep touring
March 22, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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February 21, 2025 at 12:56 AM
we made luv sushi to commemorate luv
February 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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February 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
lfg
February 11, 2025 at 4:47 AM
fucked up in the crib eatin yirkland pepper jelly
February 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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some of the puzzles on Wheel of Fortune should be incantations that drive the contestants mad when solved
February 5, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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February 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
this just means your withholding for the year was perfect and you never paid more than you needed to
fuck the government
February 5, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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i love super spicy food. food tastes best when it feels like the food is fighting back against being eaten
February 4, 2025 at 8:23 AM
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February 2, 2025 at 12:12 AM
hating how much i want a burger rn

too american for america
January 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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John Fetterman’s a disgrace to the oaf community. He does not represent America’s lumbering buffoons, ham-fisted galoots, or men whose heavy footsteps are soundtracked by a tuba.
January 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
be using the fuck out the browning sauce
January 26, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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the little yellow bottle
January 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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ninja has to be the most fun brand to work for if your job is naming products. yeah this is the CRUNCHi Portable Air Fry Solution. Put the NeverStick Pro SnapBasket in the SMARTi FryVault Deluxe. then activate Tornado Mode
January 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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White people will whole-ass speak in tongues and then refuse to take two seconds to learn how to pronounce a cultural name.
January 23, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂
January 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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cam newton on first take today looks like a general from a command & conquer cut screen
January 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Good morning propaganda enjoyers!
January 23, 2025 at 12:43 PM