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Robert Wilson
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SecOps perhaps human in academia in SC
Mrs Wilson and teenagers gone to Asheville. So, Capt B and I will have the movie marathon of A Most Wanted Man and The Master.
November 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Since we’re both weirdo academics, her a theater MFA, the question afterwards is: “is this southern gothic?” I don’t think so, it’s too expansive and western. However… the scene with the sheriff’s cousin and the cats, and the last scene with the dream monologue push it in that direction.
Success! No Country for Old Men passed.
November 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Movie time without the Wilson teenagers.

Mrs Wilson: “Before you ask, I don’t want to watch Sicario.”
November 26, 2025 at 11:01 PM
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hmm, Russian / English forensic linguistics in the news again, you say?
November 21, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Annual pilgrimage.
November 20, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Pretty sure the person at the Hyatt coffee place gave me uncut cold brew. Folding space and 90 bpm resting when it’s normally like 55. Ugh.
November 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I love Cyberwarcon. It’s by far my favorite conference. I will say, though, that by the time the lightning rounds are done I’m burned.
November 19, 2025 at 9:21 PM
On my way finally to Cyberwarcon. We’ve had a firewall P1, I had a flat tire before going on campus to do an exec briefing on observability, cloudflare doofed, and then like half our tenant lost m365 licensing in a group move. Fully expect IRGC to take out the power again tomorrow morning.
November 18, 2025 at 11:09 PM
WTF. I was in a cabinet agency during “the trip” and it just keeps on coming back. A colleague was cover.
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I don’t want to spoil it, but absolutely typical for our football team to lose stupid stuff and then play like today. Their SecOps uses elastic also so we can call it the kibana bowl.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Amen
More Zay, whomst rules
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Sometimes I’d like to go back to a time in my life when I didn’t know what the phrase “contract vehicle” meant.
November 14, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Kitty Croissant

Captain B will not be going out this morning, thank you.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
To give you an issue of scale for the SNAP thing in a “red state,” the SC Gov activated the One SC fund which is typically used during natural disasters. It’s privately funded, but was established during the 2015 floods and was lasted activated for Helene.
One SC Fund: Emergency Food Response
Central Carolina Community Foundation
www.yourfoundation.org
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
As a ratf**k operation that social media thing has inverse power. Like people the dude needs to like him are going to like him even more.
November 8, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Reposted by Robert Wilson
middle grade illustrated novel aimed at boys called Mishima! My Crazy Middle School Life in Four Zany Whacked Out Chapters
November 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Thank the Phoenicians
What’s your favorite information technology mine is probably the alphabet
November 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Fair number of cyberin' people flying to DCA around Nov 18, myself included.

Not doing Amtrak from SC, it takes 8 hours to DC at best, and not driving, the travel people would freak.

We will see.
November 6, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The Coen brothers and orthodoxy is interesting and I’ve never heard them talk about it. Hail Caesar has the Kedrov Otche Nash during the credits, Big Lebowski has “Before Thy Cross” in a snippet, and Burn After Reading has the orthodox ex-priest.
There's a funny scene in Hail Caesar where the studio brings in 3 Christian leaders and 1 rabbi to "approve" their film and the orthodox bishop says "I didn't think the chariot scene was believable" to which Eddie Manx says, "what about the religious depiction?" and the bishop just shrugs.
November 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is from London, but the correct answer on the halal food place question is yes.
November 5, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Good lord, our co-op just announced 8 gig is available for $140. Crazy for someone living on a dirt road. They just dropped our 1 gig to $79.
November 4, 2025 at 1:23 AM
This comes into play heavily in IR, also. “Yes, this is bad, but the detection is lying to you. You actually now want to look for blah blah.”
One of the things I think the vibe coding stuff hasn't yet really come to terms with is junior developers and owners often think the key skill for developers is ability to write code, and principal developers know the /actual/ super power that distinguishes principals is their ability to debug.
November 2, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Child One is home because they’re 16 and we live in the country anyway while Child Two is out going into town with friends. Child One wants a scary movie.
“Allow me to introduce you to Threads.”
October 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Just go ahead and use Jadis, the white witch, and say that if you join you get as much Turkish delight as you can eat.
October 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM