I don't think I could ever be trusted with a free bar. I was in Germany last weekend. Racked up €216 worth of lager on my hotel bill from Saturday afternoon until Monday morning. Not a fucking clue how comfy the beds were.

Having followed him for many years on the other platform I can only assume himself while under the influence of many beverages

It's basically just like following me on Twitter again. Its the only chat I have in me tbh. Well, that and joining the deed dad club, but ladies prefer that chat on a second date.

If life is heroin addiction, Hibs are methadone?

Ach few months back, you've no missed much

Once again, no matter how God damn fucking awful it is being a Hearts fan, they tramps give you a wee chuckle.

I'm watching in the hope that i can 1) piss myself laughing at Hibs and 2) watch Graeme Shinnie suffer a horrific career ending injury. Basically the only 2 reasons I watch football at all tbh.

I've sat with the whole game on thus far and couldn't tell you one thing that's actually happened apart from that one really shan free kick that celtic had. Would also struggle to name more than 3 Aberdeen players

Come on man, as much as I canny stand Aberdeen succeeding it would be fucking hilarious if they deny Hibs their big day(s) oot

There is nothing spectacular about Davie Martindale. Nuh uh.

Could've came to Gorgie and done that 😉

Saturday was very testing and I was only a week in. Was fine until after the game. Then I was choking! I sure know how to time it eh.

Is the bevvy in any way responsible for the fractured spine? If not, what a fucking loser.

I'm known for many things but high jinks and Tom foolery isn't one of them. I'm a very serious person.