Queef Lasley.

Hibs fans furiously cancelling their annual leave for the 2nd half of the year. Beautiful.

Chip roll, salt and sauce
KING RIB SUPPER

Found my dad dead today. How does one react? Cos I've no fucking idea. Anyway, if your Dad's still alive, tell him you love him. And if you're a dad yourself, make sure your kids know how fucking loved they are like I did. Always his blue eyed boy.

As shite as this seasons been, and as much as I hate the guts of 95% of people involved with HMFC, can I just tell you all how deep my love for Beni Baningime has grown. What a truly wonderful man. Almost makes me feel bad for booing the team off the park every week.

Said ages ago when everyone was hyping up an Ayr/Falkirk title race that come the end of the season it'll be Livi who's in there and win it. Just going about their business in less spectacular fashion. Probably won't win it, but its going to be tight.

Trying to stay off the bevvy until I go to Germany in 23 days time. Currently on day 11 sober. Suffice to say, I am bored out of my fucking mind man.

In a hotel in Motherwell, half cut, listening to Ian Dury & The Blockheads. Bring it on.

I got absolutely steaming (15 pints, tanned the missus wine in the fridge then passed oot on the kitchen floor) on Friday and I'm still feeling rough today. Probably the best thing I'd done for a long time.

Fantastic achievement for James Wilson to get a Scotland first team call up. Hopefully the start of a great career for both club and Country.

Just got hame fae work to realise my t-shirts been on inside out all day. 32 years old in October btw.

Pissing down in Leith the night boys

I see we've got Celtic in the semi's then. (Posting this now so I don't have to post it tomorrow night)

Finally got a big telly again. Almost a year I had to spend watching football on a wee telly. Last big telly got smashed cos my youngest decided to diving heeder it a week before the Euros started. All's well that ends well.

Hiya pals