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Kromer
@franz-kromer.bsky.social
The One who Grips of the N Corp. Inquisition | Humanitarian who loves purity | Pr*sthetic users DNI!

https://franz-kromer.straw.page/

[ Parody account, not affiliated with Project Moon. Credits for art: https://x.com/ztkmrhbr/status/1738838565562548450 ]
And finally, an amazing little Christmas gift for me! Aww~, it's so adorable~! I'll definitely be keeping this around! The resemblance is remarkable as well; it looks just like the real thing! Or, should I say, 'real things', kuhuhuhu~... @sinclairno11.bsky.social @devyatsinclair.bsky.social
January 1, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Wow, and more wonderful artwork of me~! Thank you to everyone who makes me such amazing pieces; it truly does mean a lot! Maybe I should start adding them to my StrawPage...
January 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Ah~, I'm so grateful to receive such wonderful art from such talented artists, and so delighted that people understand and admire my cause! I will gladly allow you to join my Inquisition, @scribbledseals.bsky.social; the Inquisition needs more people like you~!
January 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
...Now, I don't quite understand what happened here, but I'm going to assume it's related to the next pair of gimmicks I'll be posting about! Either way, I'm glad I have such adoring fans~! And please don't worry, there's no need to get so territorial! There's enough of me to go around, kuhuhuhu~!
January 1, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Don't think a silly little drawing of a Golden Bough will tempt me. I've already graciously received some light from Carmen! Though, if you do really have one... I wouldn't mind being the one having it instead, kuhuhuhu~...
January 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
And on the second day of Christmas, because I was in the area (and because my Mittelhammers failed to do so...), I have decided to deliver breadsticks - courtesy of the Inquisition's finest bakers - directly to @carmenlobotomy.bsky.social myself, all, of course, in the name of the Christmas spirit~!
December 23, 2024 at 5:49 PM
And here it is, everyone: the Kromer Shaker! I hope all of my adoring followers enjoy, kuhuhuhu~!
December 22, 2024 at 1:50 AM
Almost forgot! Now that I have passed 100 followers on this app, a Kromer Shaker shall be coming soon - specially made for this merry and pure Noel~!
December 22, 2024 at 1:10 AM
Well, on the first day of Christmas, my true love for humanitarianism and purity has landed me all the way in P Corp.'s very own La Manchaland~! Who knew that these filthy heretics even came in the form of Bloodfiends? Now, I would love to stay for the amusement park,...
December 22, 2024 at 12:58 AM
Now then, everyone. Merry Christmas!

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December 20, 2024 at 12:06 AM
You see, this Noel... I've got the largest tree my Inquisition could find, personally nailed down by yours truly! And what shall I be doing with this Christmas tree? Nailing the heads of heretics from all across the City onto it, of course, hahahahahaha~!!
December 20, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Oh? A pr*sthetic user in Calw? Seems like those filthy heretics didn't get the message the first time we went there. No matter, we can always cleanse that sinful place again! Noel is right around the corner again, after all~! Thank you for telling me, @anomalyze.bsky.social!
November 3, 2024 at 10:16 PM
Hahahahaha!! I've heard that more and more people in the City are using this app, so I decided it would be best to join as well so I can cleanse it of any heretics and rid it of any blasphemy I find!

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November 1, 2024 at 10:47 PM