Franuardo
@franuardo.bsky.social
Welcome to my new social media account. AIFO.
To the tune of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds “Red Right Hand”
On a movie press tour comes a tall handsome man
At a local custard shop it’s a Hugh Jackman
On a movie press tour comes a tall handsome man
At a local custard shop it’s a Hugh Jackman
November 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
To the tune of Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds “Red Right Hand”
On a movie press tour comes a tall handsome man
At a local custard shop it’s a Hugh Jackman
On a movie press tour comes a tall handsome man
At a local custard shop it’s a Hugh Jackman
Shaggy on the Jennie-O Turkey float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Shaggy on the Jennie-O Turkey float at the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade.
Reposted by Franuardo
Got me a movie, I want you to know!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
November 22, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Got me a movie, I want you to know!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
Slicing up eyeballs, I want you to know!
Girlie so groovy, I want you to know!
Don't know about you, but I am un...
Chien!
Andalusia!
Happy Holidays to anyone that didn’t get my family sick and/or isn’t a member of The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
November 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Happy Holidays to anyone that didn’t get my family sick and/or isn’t a member of The Red Hot Chili Peppers.
We seem to have wandered into the extremely rare “Tuesday Night Class Reunion” for West Milwaukee Middle School??
November 25, 2025 at 10:49 PM
We seem to have wandered into the extremely rare “Tuesday Night Class Reunion” for West Milwaukee Middle School??
Hope you didn’t want to celebrate Thanksgiving because it’s already Christmas in Roku City.
November 25, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Hope you didn’t want to celebrate Thanksgiving because it’s already Christmas in Roku City.
Unquestionably hyped to replace some failing mechanical parts on our clothes dryer.
November 22, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Unquestionably hyped to replace some failing mechanical parts on our clothes dryer.
I hereby retain use of my personal data but also bisky, FB, insta, all yall can go crazy on it as well. Fucking pump my sweet cheeks with content dopamine and use my image and name for fun, no charge. AI is a different story, hands off.
November 15, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I hereby retain use of my personal data but also bisky, FB, insta, all yall can go crazy on it as well. Fucking pump my sweet cheeks with content dopamine and use my image and name for fun, no charge. AI is a different story, hands off.
Only sad about CostCo, Quizno's, and Monster. Everybody else can suck eggs in hell.
November 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Only sad about CostCo, Quizno's, and Monster. Everybody else can suck eggs in hell.
Yeah I did my own research and it lines up.
Health Secretary RFK Jr. says there's 'not sufficient' proof to show Tylenol causes autism
President Trump's health secretary said Tylenol should be used with caution during pregnancy, but solid data linking it to autism is lacking.
www.usatoday.com
October 30, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Yeah I did my own research and it lines up.
My beautiful wife has once again eaten half a tortilla and left the bag extra inflated.
October 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
My beautiful wife has once again eaten half a tortilla and left the bag extra inflated.
If I was an MLB player waiting in the dugout, you know I would be working on an Master Grade MS-06R-1A Zaku II High Mobility Type, not leisurely perusing some binder.
October 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM
If I was an MLB player waiting in the dugout, you know I would be working on an Master Grade MS-06R-1A Zaku II High Mobility Type, not leisurely perusing some binder.
Alexa thinks we still live in Cincinnati and doesn’t know Arcade Fire is cancelled.
October 26, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Alexa thinks we still live in Cincinnati and doesn’t know Arcade Fire is cancelled.
*Meatloaf voice* 🎵Six outta Seven aAAain't bad...🎵
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*Meatloaf voice* 🎵Six outta Seven aAAain't bad...🎵
The perfect blunt rotation if folks are still doing that gag.
October 22, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The perfect blunt rotation if folks are still doing that gag.
TMBG and Skyline could fix this fucking country.
October 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
TMBG and Skyline could fix this fucking country.
Did anyone else routinely wash their hair in the kitchen sink or was that a Winter Family invention?
October 19, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Did anyone else routinely wash their hair in the kitchen sink or was that a Winter Family invention?
Slacking off on a Friday, call that prelaxing.
October 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Slacking off on a Friday, call that prelaxing.
I’ll support AI when it can get my four year old to watch all 17 episodes of The Prisoner with me.
October 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I’ll support AI when it can get my four year old to watch all 17 episodes of The Prisoner with me.
Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
September 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ocean’s Eleven (2001)
Hospital is doing tri-annual emergency power test today.
Pros: Office mate decided to telework all day so I can play terrible music and fart.
Cons: Music is playing from tinny little laptop speakers and oscillating fan isn’t running.
Pros: Office mate decided to telework all day so I can play terrible music and fart.
Cons: Music is playing from tinny little laptop speakers and oscillating fan isn’t running.
September 26, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Hospital is doing tri-annual emergency power test today.
Pros: Office mate decided to telework all day so I can play terrible music and fart.
Cons: Music is playing from tinny little laptop speakers and oscillating fan isn’t running.
Pros: Office mate decided to telework all day so I can play terrible music and fart.
Cons: Music is playing from tinny little laptop speakers and oscillating fan isn’t running.
Turns out when they pull your credit for mortgage stuff, everyone knows about it.
September 24, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Turns out when they pull your credit for mortgage stuff, everyone knows about it.
Try to figure to how to get "LINDA RONSTADT" tattooed on my knuckles.
September 22, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Try to figure to how to get "LINDA RONSTADT" tattooed on my knuckles.
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social How often does this happen?
September 20, 2025 at 4:22 PM
@depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social How often does this happen?