Frank Spiro
@frankspiro.bsky.social
Writer, Terrarium Games founder, former NBA employee
Christopher Columbo: “oh, and just one more thing… y’all need blankets?”
October 13, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Christopher Columbo: “oh, and just one more thing… y’all need blankets?”
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If he makes the show, Gage Wood will join a growing list of baseball players with pornstar names:
-Colt Keith
-Dillon Dingler
-Janson Junk
-Hunter Bigge
-Colt Keith
-Dillon Dingler
-Janson Junk
-Hunter Bigge
June 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
If he makes the show, Gage Wood will join a growing list of baseball players with pornstar names:
-Colt Keith
-Dillon Dingler
-Janson Junk
-Hunter Bigge
-Colt Keith
-Dillon Dingler
-Janson Junk
-Hunter Bigge
Andor? AndOR?! What is this, a show about me trying to cast a wide net? For crying out loud...
May 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Andor? AndOR?! What is this, a show about me trying to cast a wide net? For crying out loud...
I don’t know this guy but I agree with him that has to be the reason.
There is only one reason Juan Soto is struggling. I will tell you that reason. My brother gifted me a Juan Soto Mets jersey this past Christmas. I have either bought or been gifted three sports jerseys in my life. The other two were Ray Rice and Matt Harvey. My stomach dropped as soon as I saw it.
April 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I don’t know this guy but I agree with him that has to be the reason.
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There is only one reason Juan Soto is struggling. I will tell you that reason. My brother gifted me a Juan Soto Mets jersey this past Christmas. I have either bought or been gifted three sports jerseys in my life. The other two were Ray Rice and Matt Harvey. My stomach dropped as soon as I saw it.
April 18, 2025 at 11:24 PM
There is only one reason Juan Soto is struggling. I will tell you that reason. My brother gifted me a Juan Soto Mets jersey this past Christmas. I have either bought or been gifted three sports jerseys in my life. The other two were Ray Rice and Matt Harvey. My stomach dropped as soon as I saw it.
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This Passover I’m thinking hard about the holiday’s history of resistance to tyrannical leaders, and the imperative for Jewish people to stand with all oppressed peoples of the world.
April 13, 2025 at 12:53 AM
This Passover I’m thinking hard about the holiday’s history of resistance to tyrannical leaders, and the imperative for Jewish people to stand with all oppressed peoples of the world.
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(to the tune of Owner of A Lonely Heart) Homer Simpson's son is Bart
April 4, 2025 at 10:21 PM
(to the tune of Owner of A Lonely Heart) Homer Simpson's son is Bart
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Why do uncles like baseball so much more than dads?
March 27, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Why do uncles like baseball so much more than dads?
Growing up is realizing Flavor Flav is just short for Flavor Flavor
March 13, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Growing up is realizing Flavor Flav is just short for Flavor Flavor
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[about to become even more wrong] to be clear,
March 2, 2025 at 2:19 PM
[about to become even more wrong] to be clear,
Went to a fight and a hockey game broke out—
But it was an act of hope. Putting aside their differences, they played together, and for a moment, the world was at peace
But it was an act of hope. Putting aside their differences, they played together, and for a moment, the world was at peace
February 21, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Went to a fight and a hockey game broke out—
But it was an act of hope. Putting aside their differences, they played together, and for a moment, the world was at peace
But it was an act of hope. Putting aside their differences, they played together, and for a moment, the world was at peace
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let's watch the hockey game that was fun but kind of isn't anymore
February 21, 2025 at 1:01 AM
let's watch the hockey game that was fun but kind of isn't anymore
Pronouncing the Boston Celtics with a hard C like their timeless Welsh founder Luke Kornet intended
February 21, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Pronouncing the Boston Celtics with a hard C like their timeless Welsh founder Luke Kornet intended
Me, an ad man:
James and the giant bleach.
Tide:
Interesting…
Me: James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach
Tide:
Sold
James and the giant bleach.
Tide:
Interesting…
Me: James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach
Tide:
Sold
February 21, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Me, an ad man:
James and the giant bleach.
Tide:
Interesting…
Me: James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach
Tide:
Sold
James and the giant bleach.
Tide:
Interesting…
Me: James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach James and the giant bleach
Tide:
Sold
See my boys like, “cmon.”
They hit me back with the “yes sir.”
Business is officially in session
They hit me back with the “yes sir.”
Business is officially in session
February 21, 2025 at 12:40 AM
See my boys like, “cmon.”
They hit me back with the “yes sir.”
Business is officially in session
They hit me back with the “yes sir.”
Business is officially in session
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Cashier: Will that be all?
Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.
Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.
February 15, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Cashier: Will that be all?
Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.
Me: No, I need to buy more stuff. I just wanted to show you what I've got so far.
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*dunk contest contestant places fridge under net, dunks over it*
KENNY SMITH: I told you! I told you he was going to dunk over that refrigerator!
KENNY SMITH: I told you! I told you he was going to dunk over that refrigerator!
February 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
*dunk contest contestant places fridge under net, dunks over it*
KENNY SMITH: I told you! I told you he was going to dunk over that refrigerator!
KENNY SMITH: I told you! I told you he was going to dunk over that refrigerator!
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A year ago at this time, all of America was waiting to learn what Tracker was about. Who's he tracking? What makes him track? A more innocent time to be sure. Feels like another world.
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
A year ago at this time, all of America was waiting to learn what Tracker was about. Who's he tracking? What makes him track? A more innocent time to be sure. Feels like another world.
Yeah, I’m into “Marvel”… marveling and beholding my wife to be, and the wonders she brings into my life!!
February 7, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Yeah, I’m into “Marvel”… marveling and beholding my wife to be, and the wonders she brings into my life!!
Gene Hackman, sure, but I think we can all agree that Levi Strauss was the FIRST Jean Hackman
February 7, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Gene Hackman, sure, but I think we can all agree that Levi Strauss was the FIRST Jean Hackman
Beware the babayaga?? Baba, yagatta chill
February 7, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Beware the babayaga?? Baba, yagatta chill
At the bar trivia doing an aggressive silent coyote between questions so we can hear the little quips my absolute brother, my beshert, the quiz master, has to say.
Getting on my absolute clap if you can hear me shite.
Getting on my absolute clap if you can hear me shite.
February 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
At the bar trivia doing an aggressive silent coyote between questions so we can hear the little quips my absolute brother, my beshert, the quiz master, has to say.
Getting on my absolute clap if you can hear me shite.
Getting on my absolute clap if you can hear me shite.
Yuck, another night, another visit from my personal sleep paralysis demon Geno Auriemma, hovering over my still body, whispering stories about Maya Moore
February 7, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Yuck, another night, another visit from my personal sleep paralysis demon Geno Auriemma, hovering over my still body, whispering stories about Maya Moore
Me, at the gallows, looking at the poor soul next to me: so, first time?
They release the platform
Me, mid air: OH MY GOD THEY DID IT NOOOOO!!! AH FUUUuuuuuCK! OW OW OW WAAAIIITTT I’M SCARED!
They release the platform
Me, mid air: OH MY GOD THEY DID IT NOOOOO!!! AH FUUUuuuuuCK! OW OW OW WAAAIIITTT I’M SCARED!
December 19, 2024 at 7:54 AM
Me, at the gallows, looking at the poor soul next to me: so, first time?
They release the platform
Me, mid air: OH MY GOD THEY DID IT NOOOOO!!! AH FUUUuuuuuCK! OW OW OW WAAAIIITTT I’M SCARED!
They release the platform
Me, mid air: OH MY GOD THEY DID IT NOOOOO!!! AH FUUUuuuuuCK! OW OW OW WAAAIIITTT I’M SCARED!