Frances Robinson
francespurple.bsky.social
Frances Robinson
@francespurple.bsky.social
My Substack about children's TV:
https://squareeyes.substack.com/
Copywriting, journalism, moderating
SE London
Formerly Brussels/Frankfurt/Paris
October 25, 2025 at 11:46 AM
I used to live like this! I once got the Eurostar having arrived at St Pancras 14 minutes before departure. Now I have children, it's several hours and £££ in Pret 😭
September 28, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I will take any excuse to go and flick through old DWJ books... turns out it's a bit of both (might have to re-read the whole thing now)
September 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Witch Week by Diana Wynne Jones is set in a rough 70s comprehensive where magic (and Chrestomanci) start to appear...
September 8, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Yes! Look I can explain to my children that there's things in 40s/50s Disney that aren't OK any more, but having to go to adult mode and then they see the one big banner for "scary thing with guns" to find eg Lady and the Tramp is hardly any better! It's ridiculous
August 22, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Amen
August 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm from York and don't remember it being much of a thing at all growing up, however, we do have the best asparagus, that's just a fact 💮 (nearest emoji I could find to white rose)
July 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Seems mad, but as a fan of "crispiness" in fabrics, line drying is the decisive factor, age of clothes is largely irrelevant. If anything, towels get crispier as the fluff is gradually washed away?
July 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
(intended fun) amazing phrase, thank you
June 30, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Sat next to him on the train on honeymoon! He absolutely is an icon 😜
June 26, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I miss Guy Ryder from the ILO 😜
June 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
1)Yes we have that weekend paper subscription, it's great, the Magazine and Arts&Life are 💯 @henrymance.ft.com is brilliant
2) I tried to read Fourth Wing but got stuck halfway, got so bored of the pre-dragon chat, Diana Wynne Jones etc all better at pacing.
3) the shoes I'm wearing? I bought them
June 26, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Oh no that's even worse!!! Sisterhood schmisterhood I guess 😭
June 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
What a knobber, jokes on him, I'm actually way more punctual since having children!! There's a lot less "slack" in the day, I find...
June 19, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Thanks for that, I can never undo this now
"Murderbot, belongs to the Corporation
Murderbot, looking at Deltfall base
Murderbot, loves a cheesy TV station..." Etc etc

Storybots also great:
open.substack.com/pub/squareey...
Too Fast, Too Informative: Cute Little Science Shows
Smuggling education into your children’s brains through the medium of song.
open.substack.com
June 17, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Oh, there were pancakes at the breakfast. A big pile of them. You must have missed them? We always put pancakes out for our guests? How strange... Maybe you weren't paying attention? Getting too much bacon as usual?
June 17, 2025 at 6:16 AM