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What if the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a vape.
November 13, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What if the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil was a vape.
Labubus confuse me because it's not a charm at that point. You are attaching an entire full sized furby to your purse. It's just not practical.
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Labubus confuse me because it's not a charm at that point. You are attaching an entire full sized furby to your purse. It's just not practical.
So this is just something that suddenly started bothering me. Does Hazbin hotel even pass the bechdel test? Do two women ever have a conversation that doesn't involve a man?
November 11, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So this is just something that suddenly started bothering me. Does Hazbin hotel even pass the bechdel test? Do two women ever have a conversation that doesn't involve a man?
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while i have your attention
November 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
while i have your attention
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okay it's not a medical issue it's just that the specifics of my embryonic development result in my needing medical intervention to live a long, healthy, fulfilling life. but don't call that a medical issue that's fascism
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
okay it's not a medical issue it's just that the specifics of my embryonic development result in my needing medical intervention to live a long, healthy, fulfilling life. but don't call that a medical issue that's fascism
It has to suck for a certain segment of the population that locktober transitions straight into no nut november
November 6, 2025 at 3:47 AM
It has to suck for a certain segment of the population that locktober transitions straight into no nut november
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Bourdain is in Heaven and Kissinger is in Hell. it's the same room and it's full of hammers
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Bourdain is in Heaven and Kissinger is in Hell. it's the same room and it's full of hammers
I can't play Armored Core anymore it makes me too confusingly horny.
November 3, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I can't play Armored Core anymore it makes me too confusingly horny.
I don't need a manic pixie dream girl I need a fucking buttoned down human to take control of my life for about 6 months and tell me what I am doing. I am absolutely not capable of being an adult.
November 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I don't need a manic pixie dream girl I need a fucking buttoned down human to take control of my life for about 6 months and tell me what I am doing. I am absolutely not capable of being an adult.
I suppose the alternative hypothesis is that my voice is 60% "Not Male" though so it's technically barely scraping a win.
November 1, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I suppose the alternative hypothesis is that my voice is 60% "Not Male" though so it's technically barely scraping a win.
I ran my voice through the genderizer again
I got 40% male, 32% female
This leaves open the existence of 28% "Other" to ponder
I got 40% male, 32% female
This leaves open the existence of 28% "Other" to ponder
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I ran my voice through the genderizer again
I got 40% male, 32% female
This leaves open the existence of 28% "Other" to ponder
I got 40% male, 32% female
This leaves open the existence of 28% "Other" to ponder
Do they make those dude wipes but for women?
November 1, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Do they make those dude wipes but for women?
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How do you explain to boomer parents that the first result in google isn't real anymore? Like assuming they are completely unaware of what an LLM is?
October 28, 2025 at 6:50 PM
How do you explain to boomer parents that the first result in google isn't real anymore? Like assuming they are completely unaware of what an LLM is?
Oh god i smell toast. Is the smelling toast thing real?
October 24, 2025 at 4:23 AM
Oh god i smell toast. Is the smelling toast thing real?
"In my defense, yes I have "My Loyalty is My Honor" tattooed over my genitals, but I got it on a killer bender in Bosnia in 1995."
October 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
"In my defense, yes I have "My Loyalty is My Honor" tattooed over my genitals, but I got it on a killer bender in Bosnia in 1995."
Short of a fucking swastika or SS lightning bolts a totenkopf is about the most nazi of nazi things and if I had one on my body you would need to physically restrain me from peeling it off with a razor blade.
October 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Short of a fucking swastika or SS lightning bolts a totenkopf is about the most nazi of nazi things and if I had one on my body you would need to physically restrain me from peeling it off with a razor blade.
I think we need to ditch the Nazi oaf. This is not rocket science this freak is gonna Fetterman the second he gets power. I really hate that the only viable alternative is a 79 year old woman but blame that one on the Democratic Party.
Platner’s former political director →
(He released it himself???)
(He released it himself???)
October 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I think we need to ditch the Nazi oaf. This is not rocket science this freak is gonna Fetterman the second he gets power. I really hate that the only viable alternative is a 79 year old woman but blame that one on the Democratic Party.
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I couldn't go to the no kings protest today so instead I extolled communist theory of the means of production to my electrologist.
October 18, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I couldn't go to the no kings protest today so instead I extolled communist theory of the means of production to my electrologist.
"Hey baby if I said you had the lips of a passoid would you put them on me?"
October 15, 2025 at 7:44 PM
"Hey baby if I said you had the lips of a passoid would you put them on me?"
The biggest obstacle to me switching to LINUX are the fucking names. "OK now that we've decided on CANDY instead of MARSHMELLOW you need to decide on if you want to use ELF 6, WAAAGON, or PUPPYGIRL 4. Now ELF 6 is the successor to CHEEZBURGR so if you're familiar with MORLOCK that is your pick."
October 15, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The biggest obstacle to me switching to LINUX are the fucking names. "OK now that we've decided on CANDY instead of MARSHMELLOW you need to decide on if you want to use ELF 6, WAAAGON, or PUPPYGIRL 4. Now ELF 6 is the successor to CHEEZBURGR so if you're familiar with MORLOCK that is your pick."
I swear not biting my nails should qualify as mental anguish.
October 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I swear not biting my nails should qualify as mental anguish.
The really funny part of today's discourse is how many women I know whose pussies were paid for by the state.
October 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
The really funny part of today's discourse is how many women I know whose pussies were paid for by the state.