Laurence “Smashy Fashy” Fox
@fox-e-laurence.bsky.social
#Author of “This Has Always Been A War.” New #book about #capitalism and #climate crisis “This Book Is a Knife” out now! Yukoner working in #salmon conservation. 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈🏴
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Gotta say, not to yuck in anyone’s yum, but Bluesky occasionally gives me a glimpse into a Very Online, often fan-based type of Gen Z sexuality even my battle scared Millennial Heart could not have dreamed of. Good for ya’ll but WOW, some of you are HYPER specific.
December 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Gotta say, not to yuck in anyone’s yum, but Bluesky occasionally gives me a glimpse into a Very Online, often fan-based type of Gen Z sexuality even my battle scared Millennial Heart could not have dreamed of. Good for ya’ll but WOW, some of you are HYPER specific.
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This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
December 1, 2025 at 11:09 AM
This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥
I did so much stuff this weekend but I’m ending it with a bowl of from scratch, slow simmered, locally sourced beef stew and it has Allllllllll the roasted garlic
December 1, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I did so much stuff this weekend but I’m ending it with a bowl of from scratch, slow simmered, locally sourced beef stew and it has Allllllllll the roasted garlic
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at the depression olympics psyching out the other competitors by giving them reasons to live
December 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
at the depression olympics psyching out the other competitors by giving them reasons to live
This world is too stupid to exist
December 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
This world is too stupid to exist
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Reminder that whatever is left of the turkey should go into the stockpot tonight.
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Reminder that whatever is left of the turkey should go into the stockpot tonight.
Goddamn it, this is why we can’t have nice things
I just saw a recipe for a “protein hot chocolate.” And no. We have to stop.
December 1, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Goddamn it, this is why we can’t have nice things
It’s really adorable the way edibles
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
November 30, 2025 at 6:04 AM
It’s really adorable the way edibles
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
come in different flavours, as if any of us truly enjoy off-tasting sour keys and fuzzy peaches, and aren’t just 35+ millennials desperate for the oblivion of sleep without dreaming about credit card debt
Found this OG 1956 version of one of my favourite novels today.
November 30, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Found this OG 1956 version of one of my favourite novels today.
The face of a sweet, smart, kind, soft curly girl totally incapable of malice who has just farted the world’s most
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
November 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
The face of a sweet, smart, kind, soft curly girl totally incapable of malice who has just farted the world’s most
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
heinous—like weapons grade, outlawed under the Geneva code, probably took 3 months off my life—fart
I’m reading Updike’s “Couples” for the first time and jfc where did prose like this—spare, sharp, descriptive as a wine list—go in contemporary novels?
November 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m reading Updike’s “Couples” for the first time and jfc where did prose like this—spare, sharp, descriptive as a wine list—go in contemporary novels?
I’m… not entirely sure this cartoon is saying exactly what it thinks its saying…
November 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I’m… not entirely sure this cartoon is saying exactly what it thinks its saying…
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November 26, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Extremely good news: A print subscription for The Onion is very on sale today. You'll get your first copy by Christmas.
It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
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It's $75 for a year's worth of newspapers shipped to your real-life mailbox each month.
Get one for yourself, your friends, your family, or your enemies.
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-Trump, presented with the turkey for the annual Thanksgiving pardoning-
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!
November 26, 2025 at 11:04 PM
-Trump, presented with the turkey for the annual Thanksgiving pardoning-
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!
Trump: Wait, I'm pardoning a GOBBLER?
Turkey: Gobble
Trump: What the hell would I pardon a TURKEY for?
Turkey: Gobble Gobble
Trump: I thought you said GOEBBELS!
Turkey: Gobble gob- God damn, dude.
Trump: WOKEISM!
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I believe the word you're looking for is "fascist."
November 26, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I believe the word you're looking for is "fascist."
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That depends. Are AI companies going to keep stealing my published work without permission or compensation to train their models?
Should I be allowed to go into your house and steal what’s most valuable to you in order to enrich myself then throw a fit when you don’t welcome me with open arms?
Should I be allowed to go into your house and steal what’s most valuable to you in order to enrich myself then throw a fit when you don’t welcome me with open arms?
Is this platform still massively against AI or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 3:57 PM
That depends. Are AI companies going to keep stealing my published work without permission or compensation to train their models?
Should I be allowed to go into your house and steal what’s most valuable to you in order to enrich myself then throw a fit when you don’t welcome me with open arms?
Should I be allowed to go into your house and steal what’s most valuable to you in order to enrich myself then throw a fit when you don’t welcome me with open arms?
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We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
November 25, 2025 at 6:49 PM
We may be getting the Epstein Files in December, but they’re still hiding the Jobs Report, the Inflation Report, and the GDP Report.
My struggle meal (which I am eating right now) is 2-3 eggs scrambled with whatever veggies and meat is left in the fridge and a slice of cheese, wrapped in a wheat tortilla and crisped again in the dying heat of the stove. It takes about 15 minutes to make and costs about $4.
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 AM
My struggle meal (which I am eating right now) is 2-3 eggs scrambled with whatever veggies and meat is left in the fridge and a slice of cheese, wrapped in a wheat tortilla and crisped again in the dying heat of the stove. It takes about 15 minutes to make and costs about $4.
Derek, as always, not only slaps, but—more importantly—slaps UP
can't believe this ancient mesopotamia shoe wearing ass said people need to dress up at the airport
November 26, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Derek, as always, not only slaps, but—more importantly—slaps UP
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Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
November 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Google at its peak was basically the best information retrieval system in human history and they and every competitor decided going from there to “you didn’t want answers you wanted half-assed auto-complete 80%-wrong hallucinations” in a few years was the right idea
A guy tried to grab me tonight the GD dark bc his dogs came barrelling out of the trees, snarling & snapping at my dog, who was so scared she hid behind me & pissed & I started kicking & yelling & driving them back. He got mad & shook me by the shoulder.
Anyways, he has a bloody nose now.
Anyways, he has a bloody nose now.
November 25, 2025 at 3:36 AM
A guy tried to grab me tonight the GD dark bc his dogs came barrelling out of the trees, snarling & snapping at my dog, who was so scared she hid behind me & pissed & I started kicking & yelling & driving them back. He got mad & shook me by the shoulder.
Anyways, he has a bloody nose now.
Anyways, he has a bloody nose now.
Books #5,6,&7 (Audio) completed Jan 14,15,+18
I read (and write) about a lot of really heavy, complicated subjects, and so sometimes on weekends I just absolutely HOUSE a solid fantasy/romance novel(s): brain turn off, lizard mode activate. January is HELLA DARK
#booksky #queerbooks #romantasy
I read (and write) about a lot of really heavy, complicated subjects, and so sometimes on weekends I just absolutely HOUSE a solid fantasy/romance novel(s): brain turn off, lizard mode activate. January is HELLA DARK
#booksky #queerbooks #romantasy
November 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Books #5,6,&7 (Audio) completed Jan 14,15,+18
I read (and write) about a lot of really heavy, complicated subjects, and so sometimes on weekends I just absolutely HOUSE a solid fantasy/romance novel(s): brain turn off, lizard mode activate. January is HELLA DARK
#booksky #queerbooks #romantasy
I read (and write) about a lot of really heavy, complicated subjects, and so sometimes on weekends I just absolutely HOUSE a solid fantasy/romance novel(s): brain turn off, lizard mode activate. January is HELLA DARK
#booksky #queerbooks #romantasy
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OH: who called it gender-affirming care and not getting transfixed
November 23, 2025 at 10:44 PM
OH: who called it gender-affirming care and not getting transfixed
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Great list of great movies that will bum you out
FYI: With Frank Darabont's THE MIST celebrating an anniversary this week, we're here to ruin your day with 15 more bleak as hell horror movies.
15 Bleak As Hell Horror Movies That Will Ruin Your Day
With Frank Darabont's THE MIST celebrating an anniversary this week, we're here to ruin your day with 15 more bleak as hell horror movies.
dlvr.it
November 24, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Great list of great movies that will bum you out