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Goooooood mornin’!
April 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Goooooood mornin’!
@divineblaster.bsky.social beats u up
April 8, 2025 at 9:20 PM
@divineblaster.bsky.social beats u up
He’s right beside her, doing some of his own.
She's doing a few pushups.
April 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
He’s right beside her, doing some of his own.
“Only cause ya keep beatin’ it into m’head…”
〝 Hmm, Mathew's surprisingly getting better with his punches. 〞
April 8, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Only cause ya keep beatin’ it into m’head…”
“BEANS!!!”
“I’m feelin’ fulla . . . “
April 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
“BEANS!!!”
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ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ if the architect
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ does indeed exist
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ i wish i could ask him
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ who am i, truly?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ whence did i come?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhither am i headed?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✰ #XCRP ✰ #MVRP ✰
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↺ & ♡
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ if the architect
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ does indeed exist
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ i wish i could ask him
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ who am i, truly?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ whence did i come?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤwhither am i headed?
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ✰ #XCRP ✰ #MVRP ✰
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ↺ & ♡
ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ
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December 8, 2024 at 8:53 PM
“Okay! I’ll take it!”
〝 Yeah, sometimes. . 〞
April 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
“Okay! I’ll take it!”
“So… sometimes? But not most of the time?” 😁
〝 . . . Only when you're not doing your punches right. 〞
“… Y’think I’m annoying?”
April 8, 2025 at 4:47 AM
“So… sometimes? But not most of the time?” 😁
“… Y’think I’m annoying?”
〝 And here I thought that only one of you were annoying. . 〞
“Crazy, innit?”
April 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
“… Y’think I’m annoying?”
S’like you’re sayin’ what I’m thinkin’!
Well we make a great team ya' know? They say they bail me outta trouble but innit a good thing for 'em t' just stay by m' side?
Bah, I don’t mind it too much. S’nice havin’ ‘em watch m’back.
April 8, 2025 at 3:55 AM
S’like you’re sayin’ what I’m thinkin’!
Bah, I don’t mind it too much. S’nice havin’ ‘em watch m’back.
Ay they say that t' me too! They’re always up in m' business and it’s a handful.
Same ‘ere. A’s always tellin’ me I’m punchin’ wrong — but if the enemy goes down, what’s the damage? Right?
April 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Bah, I don’t mind it too much. S’nice havin’ ‘em watch m’back.
“Crazy, innit?”
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“Crazy, innit?”
Same ‘ere. A’s always tellin’ me I’m punchin’ wrong — but if the enemy goes down, what’s the damage? Right?
Ya' know the usual. Find a couple of strong monsters and beat the shit outta 'em. The bigger they are, the harder I hit 'em.
Oh — yer right… what’s your routine?
April 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Same ‘ere. A’s always tellin’ me I’m punchin’ wrong — but if the enemy goes down, what’s the damage? Right?
Oh — yer right… what’s your routine?
Now that I think about it, ya' got the same physique as me.
Oh yeah? Didn’t put a whole lot of work into it… wish it looked more like yours.
April 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Oh — yer right… what’s your routine?
Oh yeah? Didn’t put a whole lot of work into it… wish it looked more like yours.
Nah, just finished a good workout. I’ll say, ya' got nice hair.
Was just thinkin’ the same thing! You a model or somethin’?
April 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Oh yeah? Didn’t put a whole lot of work into it… wish it looked more like yours.
Was just thinkin’ the same thing! You a model or somethin’?
Sparks ‘yer good lookin’
Aye, who’s this handsome fellow?
April 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Was just thinkin’ the same thing! You a model or somethin’?
Aye, who’s this handsome fellow?
April 8, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Aye, who’s this handsome fellow?
“M’hair’s caughf. I don’t wanna get it pulled out.”
〝 I- How did you get your head stuck in a microwave .ᐣ 〞
I’m stuck. 💧
April 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
“M’hair’s caughf. I don’t wanna get it pulled out.”
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〝 Why am I hearing 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒘 saying that he's sticking his head in the microwave .ᐣ 〞
April 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
〝 Why am I hearing 𝑴𝒂𝒕𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒘 saying that he's sticking his head in the microwave .ᐣ 〞
I’m stickin’ m’head in the microwave
April 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m stickin’ m’head in the microwave
Now you’re just takin’ the piss outta me. 💧
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⠀⠀I've had autonomy for a mere three years and I've a better grasp on this concept than yourself . you are a sad creature .
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⠀⠀I've had autonomy for a mere three years and I've a better grasp on this concept than yourself . you are a sad creature .
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I mean, I ain’t all that bright, y’might be right…
April 8, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Now you’re just takin’ the piss outta me. 💧
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( WAVING HIS HANDS AND SHAKING HIS HEAD ) NAH NAH IM SAYIN DOMESTICATED ANIMALS ARE
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⠀⠀ahhhh , so i'm a pet to you , am i .ᐣ
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⠀⠀ahhhh , so i'm a pet to you , am i .ᐣ
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ay don’t misread it now im no good with pets
April 8, 2025 at 2:11 AM
( WAVING HIS HANDS AND SHAKING HIS HEAD ) NAH NAH IM SAYIN DOMESTICATED ANIMALS ARE