Charm Offensive
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People Magazine’s “Sexiest Man Alive”, 1997 and 1999
won't happen; want Sean Lewis
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 AM
won't happen; want Sean Lewis
We’re pretty excited to buy some NYC real estate at wildly depressed prices.
November 5, 2025 at 4:47 AM
We’re pretty excited to buy some NYC real estate at wildly depressed prices.
Big ND presence in DFW. Invite them to go see GONE COUNTRY at sunrise tomorrow!
September 26, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Big ND presence in DFW. Invite them to go see GONE COUNTRY at sunrise tomorrow!
Still pleased to give y’all money every month!
September 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Still pleased to give y’all money every month!
I do not care about sauce at all.
But I absolutely love McClard’s sauce.
But I absolutely love McClard’s sauce.
September 18, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I do not care about sauce at all.
But I absolutely love McClard’s sauce.
But I absolutely love McClard’s sauce.
The first place my eyes got big on bite one was a Gridley’s on Summer Avenue in Memphis.
September 18, 2025 at 2:13 AM
The first place my eyes got big on bite one was a Gridley’s on Summer Avenue in Memphis.
Someone on The Everything App™️ said he always looked like the dog who caught the fire truck, and I think about that a lot.
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Someone on The Everything App™️ said he always looked like the dog who caught the fire truck, and I think about that a lot.
Actually, he did! He should’ve checked the back of his (virtual) ticket.
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Actually, he did! He should’ve checked the back of his (virtual) ticket.
You aren’t talking Razorbacks baseball, huh?
June 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You aren’t talking Razorbacks baseball, huh?
🎼Raised on promises 🎶
May 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
🎼Raised on promises 🎶
Wait-they’re different people?!?
April 8, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Wait-they’re different people?!?
But it’s important to use *pickled* jalapeños!
February 11, 2025 at 12:21 PM
But it’s important to use *pickled* jalapeños!
I mean…..the model is wearing an Arkansas sweater
December 12, 2024 at 1:02 PM
I mean…..the model is wearing an Arkansas sweater
Why does he know the kid’s name?
November 14, 2024 at 11:54 AM
Why does he know the kid’s name?